4th of may 20xx
my friend, stan
woa the mail came in quite quickly,, and im okay! i just got into a fight with the same principal i was talking about but it turns out he hired a person to beat the shit out of me. what a dickhead lmao.
and uh about your confession, i really dont mind! my mom have always wanted me to have a relationship with anyone and thank you so much bc you asked, she was kind of freaking out when she knew i didnt have a relationship.
i guess she's cool with her son being.. well. gay.
also we are talking a lot about hospitals these days.. which is quite hilarious for me.
also as you can see, i have a lot of time to write this letter. how are you tho?
thats all, thank you.
your newest boyfriend,
kyle broflovski