Changbin: so do we both get money, because technically they did make out
Changbin: and
Changbin: other stuff
Felix: lets just call it a day and forget everything we heard
Felix: and hey our plan worked
Felix: they cant get mad at us for accidentally spilling their secret when they're sucking face in front of the members
Changbin: never call kissing "sucking face" ever again
Felix: you're no fun
Changbin: idiot
Felix: how long do you think they've been doing that kind of thing?
Felix: cause like, ive been thirsty since i met you but maybe minho and jisung are different
Changbin: i never suspected everything, but now i look back on the times i was talking about having a crush on you and he would always smile and nod like he was going through the same thing
Felix: speaking of which, how long did you have a crush on me exactly?
Felix: because mine was like a love at first sight kinda scenario, but you acted like you actually hated me
Changbin: its cause i never really dated a guy before you
Changbin: but yeah the love at first sight thing was mutual
Felix: and you made me wait this long to actually date you smh
Changbin: and also since we're being honest now
Felix: ooooooo
Felix: what
Changbin: so you know how i kissed you for the first time
Felix: when you grabbed the collar of my shirt and yanked me off the floor bc jisung told you to?
Changbin: yeah, that time
Changbin: i didnt tell you this
Changbin: and i didnt think you knew
Changbin: but that was like
Changbin: you know
Felix: dont tell me that was your first kiss
Changbin: it was
Felix: C H A N G B I N
Felix: I WAS YOUR FIRST KISS?
Changbin: yes
Felix: THATS SO CUTE
Changbin: shut up
Felix: changbiiiiiiiiin
Felix: thats so cutttteeee
Changbin: this is why i don't tell you stuff
Felix: okay im gonna teach you another english phrase
Felix: it goes like this
Felix: "changbin you're the cutest little human in the world and i would single handedly murder every other living person on earth if it meant i could grow old with you"
Changbin: i just put that through google translate and it came up as "youre cute little human myself will slaughter living people with old you"
Felix: yeah thats close enough
Changbin: felix, that doesnt make sense
Felix: nothing i say really does
Changbin: ok im going out with jisung now, bye
Felix: WHAT
Changbin: like out to eat
Felix: oh
Felix: have fun
Felix: cheating on me
Changbin: what
Felix: i said have fun
Changbin: no the english
Felix: what english
Felix: ????????????
Changbin: im leaving
Felix: fine, bye
Changbin: love you, babe
Felix: oh
Felix: love you, too