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"i told my friends I had a boyfriend because I felt left out" "are you fucking stupid" JImin posts an ad on C... More

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Jimothy: so. I lied

Skinny legend: "why are we roommates and best friends" is the only question I ask myself every morning

Jimothy: I HATE YOUTJT

Jimothy: BUT DONT TELL ANYONE IM SO EMBARRASSED I FEEL LIKE CRYING

Skinny legend: THEN WHY'D YOU DSY U HAD A BOYFRIEND

Jimothy: twas the jealousy getting to me u see,,,

Skinny legend: I hope your chode gets cut off

Jimothy: I only asked for help u canT make me go broke this is your money too😔😔

Skinny legend: so, I have a few propositions in mind

Jimothy: i love this song! go on

Skinny legend: I don't want to be dragged into this type of foolery anymore u FUCKING TWINK, but I suggest u go on some dating websites

Jimothy: the worst fuckin proposition u could ever give me,, i'd rather choke on cum

Skinny legend: you've been single for the last 22 years u think u gonna choke on cum already? ur hilarious! When's your next show, you foolish twat?

Jimothy: when I die,. Then u will realize

Skinny legend: realize that I could be living a life as a rich and beautiful man? Looking forward to the good life, boo. when's the funeral?

Jimothy: ENOCUGH

Jimothy: YOUR PROPOSITIONS?

Skinny legend: ion know mans Tinder? Craigslist? Use fuckin Grindr for all I care

Jimothy: I'm really going to die ,. I hate myself so fucking much

Skinny legend: so, I assume that you're dying this week then? Perfect!

Jimothy: do me a favor and.,. Shove an iron rod up your dick hole

Skinny legend: can't, I'm too hung for that

Skinny legend: Skinny legend has  been blocked!

Skinny legend: Skinny legend has been blocked!

Skinny legend: Skinny legend has been blocked!

Skinny legend has been unblocked.

Skinny legend: WHORE

Skinny legend: ****h-hello there good working fellow, how's god b-blessin' you?

Jimothy: that's what I thought

Skinny legend: I work too hard to get disrespected in this house.,, I should have a holiday dedicated to me, a fucking monument built in my honor

Jimothy has muted Skinny legend.

Skinny legend: this is why no one wants your flakey ass, this is obscure

Jimothy: 👊😘

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