Hairy's ² were baking voluminumtuously in the beachwater on their honeymoon hari looked up at harrii abd wink wonked 😉😏😎harry were all alone at the Bitch U knoe wat that means ;;:;;;;;00000oooøo
H-h-hairry I-i-11-i'
""""Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Author chan desu: aka shut your binch ass face XD òwó) said he as he kissed his passionflower butt lIttLE dId THEY knOw THeY WeRe BEING WaTCHED by none other than vOLDIE CHAN HISSELF
Voldielocks breathed heavily though his noseless mouth as he watched the two from a far with his bINcHOCulArs™
"Harry Potter is mine, and only mine. No one shall have him but me. Not even himself can take him away from me!" HE exclaim
He took his witchcraft branch out an
d went whoosh-woosh ,,TARANTALLEGRA!!,, he sCREM so LLoUDLY hIS gOLdEN WEAvE FLEW OfF
OwO what's this the hairies nyad as they gave each other the ol3' razzle dazzle oh NOeS thIS Is a HecCIn bOP they ExCLAMATE, brea kkdancing confusedly
MWAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Red the next chpttr to see wat happens necxt ;;000 you beetter
Heccen snek