Otherwise known as what the hell have I started?
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smoakandmirrors created the group BestTeamUpEver
smoakandmirrors added oliverking, queenofthecandystore, speedygonzalez, and 14 others to the group BestTeamUpEver
oliverking: Felicity . . . why?
agentdamnvers: I agree with Oliver . . . why?
queenofthecandystore: Never mind the why . . . how???
queenofthecandystore: We are literally in another universe!
spartacus: Cisco?
smoakandmirrors: Totally Cisco
queenoftheboard: I'm shocked speechless
rushsawyer: Also, what's the order of the "overprotective" users?
overprotective1: Not funny, Ms. Smoak
alwaysawinner: Found Slade
speedygonzalez: Guess that makes my dad overprotective2?
overprotective2: Well, what gave you that idea?
agentdamnvers: I can smell the sarcasm from three dozen Earths away, damn, Merlyn
allfairplay: So no-longer-evil Laurel is overprotective3
overprotective3: Very funny, Felicity
smoakandmirrors: I'm not forcing you to keep those names!
overprotective1 has changed their name to promiseskept
promiseskept: Good
overprotective2 has changed their name to merlynthemagician
overprotective3 has changed their name to secondisthebest
merlynthemagician: Much better
secondisthebest: Ditto
speedygonzalez has changed their name to fast&furious
alwaysawinner: Girl, respect
fast&furious: Thank you, Winn!
moralcompass: Felicity . . . why?
smoakandmirrors: When aren't you the team's moral compass?
barkandbite: She has a point, Hoss
queenofthecandystore: Am I the only one giggling at Rene's name?
agentdamnvers: Nope
fast&furious: Definitely not
supersfriend: ^^^
spacepapabear: You are not alone, Quentin
alwaysawinner: OK, that's one of my new favorite names
spacepapabear: Really, Agent Schott?
alwaysawinner: What?! It's true!
agentdamnvers: You are kind of our space dad
agentdamnvers: And Winn calls you papa bear all the time
agentdamnvers: Hence spacepapabear
supersfriend: She's not wrong
thirdtimesthecharm: Not that I don't love Kara's name . . . but shouldn't she be queenofthesweetshop?
queenoftheboard: I've got a better one
queenofthecandystore: You do???
rushsawyer: Oh, this I've gotta see
queenoftheboard: Just PMed Kara
queenofthecandystore has changed their name to angelpuppydanvers
oliverking: Much better
angelpuppydanvers: :)
barkandbite: No flirting in the chatroom
rushsawyer: Since when was that a rule????
barkandbite: Since I came up with it
alwaysawinner: Savage
smoakandmirrors: OK, so Cisco helped come up with this so we don't always need to breach back and forth to keep in contact with each other
smoakandmirrors: Obvs the interdimensional lovebirds don't need this, but still
oliverking: Interdimensional lovebirds?
smoakandmirrors: . . . sorry?
spartacus: Way to go, Felicity
fast&furious: Even in a chatroom, you've got a gob
thirdtimesthecharm: Is that even possible?
allfairplay: Unfortunately
alwaysawinner: ^^^
merlynthemagician: Why am I not surprised
secondisthebest: She's not wrong, though
secondisthebest: You two are literally lovesick puppies when you're not in the same room
secondisthebest: Let alone the same universe
oliverking: Now you're just asking for it, Siren
queenoftheboard: I have no problem paying for the funeral
secondisthebest: Feeling the love, Luthor
queenoftheboard: Well, I try
angelpuppydanvers: I have the best friends ever
queenoftheboard: Aww, love you, Kara
agentdamnvers: Seconded
alwaysawinner: Thirded!
supersfriend: Fourthed!
spacepapabear: And everyone else, because I do not want to see constant numbers scrolling on the screen
moralcompass: Agreed
fast&furious: But we all love you, too, Kara
fast&furious: Especially since it means Ollie is less grumpy now
oliverking: SPEEDY!!!
fast&furious: TOTALLY WORTH GETTING MURDERED BYE GUYS
fast&furious has left the group
oliverking has left the group
promiseskept: Make that two funerals you need to pay for
merlynthemagician: Excuse me while I go stop Oliver from killing my daughter/his sister
merlynthemagician has left the group
allfairplay: Well, it was nice knowing her
barkandbite: And Oliver
barkandbite: That's if Merlyn kills Oliver to stop him
angelpuppydanvers: WHAT
angelpuppydanvers has left the group
secondisthebest: Well, I think we can count on no one dying now
queenoftheboard: So no funerals, then?
spacepapabear: Ms. Smoak, what have you done
smoakandmirrors: This seemed like a good idea at the time!
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Again.
What the hell am I doing. I don't even know at this point.
Well, as long as you guys enjoy, I'll keep doing this. :)
So anyway, this was inspired by a work I saw on Ao3 where it was just the Arrowverse ladies chatting, and . . . well, how could I resist doing this? I got Felicity's (smoakandmirrors) and Dinah's (thirdtimesthecharm) chatroom names from there, and when Sara joins (this will eventually include Teams Flash and Legends), her name will be here, too.
So, to clarify, here are the chat names.
oliverking = Oliver
promiseskept = Slade
merlynthemagician = Malcolm
secondisthebest = Laurel
spartacus = Dig
fast&furious = Thea
smoakandmirrors = Felicity
moralcompass = Quentin
allfairplay = Curtis
barkandbite = Rene (how could I resist)
thirdtimesthecharm = Dinah
angelpuppydanvers = Kara
agentdamnvers = Alex
alwaysawinner = Winn
supersfriend = James
spacepapabear = J'onn
queenoftheboard = Lena
rushsawyer = Maggie