Felix: i should get a piercing
Changbin: like on your ear?
Felix: maybe
Felix: maybe my lip
Felix: or my nose
Felix: or my bellybutton
Felix: or my nipple
Changbin: if you get a nipple piercing, im breaking up with you
Felix: we still technically arent dating
Felix: also no you wouldn't
Changbin: yeah because mister "im asking you out" never asked me out
Felix: i could ask you out right now
Changbin: like, over text?
Felix: well yeah
Felix: would you say yes?
Changbin: maybe
Changbin: you'd make a cute boyfriend
Felix: of course i would
Felix: i make everything cute
Felix: but would you say yes
Changbin: what do you think
Felix: well i would hope so
Felix: i would date myself
Felix: but youre not me
Felix: so you might say no
Felix: maybe im too much
Felix: im really loud and touchy and outgoing and overly-confident
Felix: we're polar opposites
Changbin: i see
Felix: but there is this one english saying
Felix: "opposites attract"
Changbin: okay
Changbin: what does it mean
Felix: its saying people who are opposites of each other attract one another
Felix: the the red and blue sides of magnets
Felix: the blue sides repel each other, the red sides repel each other, but when you put the red side next to the blue side they come together
Changbin: ok
Changbin: opposites attract
Felix: yeah
Changbin: so can i be the red side
Felix: what
Changbin: of the magnet
Felix: oh
Felix: but i like red
Changbin: but i like red more
Felix: well i love red
Changbin: fine we can both be red
Felix: but then we dont attract
Changbin: thank god
Felix: CHANGBIN YOU LOVE ME
Changbin: oh yeah
Changbin: fine i'll be blue
Changbin: but i wont like it
Felix: if i had known you were gonna argue about the imaginary magnet that is this relationship, i would have taught you a different phrase
Changbin: no other phrase works though
Felix: how about "BDSM"
Changbin: isn't that just letters?
Changbin: what does it mean?
Felix: its hard to translate, its just about love
Changbin: oh okay
Changbin: maybe that works
Felix: it will work for later on in the relationship
Felix: but that's not important
Felix: i guess i just ask you out now
Changbin: not if i ask you out first
Felix: excuse me
Changbin: Felix, will you be my boyfriend?
Felix: e x c u s e m e
Changbin: ?
Felix: yes i will
Changbin: ok come to the room with the piano in it
Felix: why?
Changbin: just come on
Changbin: maybe someone in there learned how to play a song specifically for you
Felix: are you kidding?
Changbin: and maybe he's singing it too
Felix: B I T CH
Felix: ILL BE DOWN IN -2 SECONDS
Changbin: out of all the boys in the world
Changbin: it had to be this idiot
Felix: STOP TEXTING ME IM TRYING TO RUN
Changbin: but i guess i love him
Felix: you guess?
Changbin: i know
Felix: there you go
Felix: I JUST FELK DOEN THE STARSISA
Changbin: what
Felix: THE STAIRS
Changbin: you fell down the stairs?
Felix: YES
Changbin: out of all the boys
Changbin: it had to be you
Felix: IM HERE LET ME IN
Changbin: and i wouldn't have it any other way