"Are you going to talk to Bonnie?" I ask Caroline as we make our way to school.
"No, I'm mad at her. She needs to make the first move.
"You did try and take the necklace you gave her. It's kinda a bitchy move." Caroline shoves me into Chad
"I knew you would fall into my arms!"
"Omg rape! Please don't touch me with your STD-having ass!" I yell as I run away from Chad, sprinting as fast as I could go."
"Omg is Liz running again? Look at the bitch go!" I hear Matt yell as I roll my eyes. I open the door and enter the school.
"Did you guys not learn from yesterday? You shit still smell!" I laugh as I receive a few glares." Where's Stefan? Have you talked to him?"
"And yet another awkward subject, don't you just love them."
"No, it's complicated."
"I'll see you later," Elena says as we part ways,
"Mattie baby! How was yours and Jeremy's date?"
"No, we didn't go on one In case you're wondering ." He shakes his head as he goes to talk to Caroline, I shrug my shoulders and follow Elena. As we enter the class I look over at Elena and see her hurt expression.
"Hey, if it makes you feel any better I didn't get laid either." I snicker at her embarrassed face as she shoves me out of my seat
"bitch down I repeat bitch down." I look over to my classmates to see no one trying to help me
"you guys are a bunch of jackasses." I pull myself up and come face to face with a hot new guy. I put on my best smile
"Hi sexy I'm Liz and yes I'm also single In case you're wondering." His face goes bright red.
"Sorry she's a little forward, I would take the jester, if not she'll sign your ass up for Tinder." I snicker as I stick my tongue at Matt and take my seat. He awkwardly coughs and sets his stuff down on the teacher's desk, my mouth pops open. "O this is too good! You just hit on our new teacher! That's a new low." I give a devilish smile
"Hey, you little shit I haven't forgotten your little stunt with the car the other day."
"The part where I almost ran you over?" I start laughing
"you won't see the light of Day Mattie."
"It's okay just get a restraining order on her, I did." My mouth pops open as I turn toward Jared
"how many times do I have to tell you, you little shit that we were playing hide and seek!" I say as I pat myself on the back
"so staring through the window also came with hiding and seek?" I groan and turn around in my seat and start hitting my head on the desk while the class bursts out in laughter. I start fake laughing with them
"yay! Let's shit on Liz day!" The new teacher coughs and starts his introduction
"good morning everyone. Let's see." He turns around and starts writing on the chalkboard, making me internally cringe at the sound
"Alaric Saltzman, it's a mouthful I know, doesn't exactly roll off the tongue. Saltzman is of German origins. My family integrated here in 1755 to Texas. I, however, was born and raised in Boston."
"Fellow was from Boston." I give a nod while doing my best Boston accent. Matt starts snickering, I start faking laughing with him too until I flick him off with no expression and turn around.
"Now the name Alaric belongs to a very dead great grandfather I will never be able to thank enough. So you can call me Rick."
"Okay I've got a very desperate and lonely Aunt at home I would love you to meet Rick." I shake my head as people start laughing
"what? It true. She hasn't been laid in weeks." Alaric shakes his head
"Is she always like this?" My mouth pops open, offended.
"Yes, actually it is." I get up
"come here you little shit I'm going to strangle you!" I yell as I chase Matt out of the room
"run little boy! Run!" I laugh as I start catching up to him.
"I'm going to beat your ass!" I could still hear the new teacher in the distance
"Does anyone knows where I could find the fatass after class?" Jared answers,
"you can find the fat ass in the cafeteria."
"And then I ended up at the remains of the old Fells church before I woke back up in the woods."
"And you always see your ancestor Emily?" I give a worried glance to Bonnie, hoping that she was going to be okay.
"Yes. Do you believe in ghosts?"
"O hell ya, we have one, it keeps eating all the ice cream."
"Nope that's just you." I give Elena an offended look
"How dare you," I say as Elena and Bonnie laugh
"I think I'm being haunted." I go back to being serious
"Okay maybe we should like call paranormal investigators or something, I don't want my ass being drug to hell because of one." I shake my head thinking about it
"I don't get it why Emily?" I nod my head agreeing with Elena." Grams said she was a powerful witch back in the civil war days, and that this medallion was hers."
"Okay problem solved chuck The bitch." I say as I grab the necklace and throw it somewhere
"ow, what the fuck was that?"
"Sorry, Mattie baby!" I yell back to him
"I'm so running your ass over after school."
"You gotta catch me bitch." Matt gives me an evil smile as I start shrinking down in my seat. Matt throws the necklace back to Bonnie
"Thanks, Matt. She said it's a witch's talisman."
"And it all started when you got the necklace?" I ask as I start munching on a fry," I think she's using it to communicate with me."
"That's fucked up."
"Okay, What do grams say about it?"
"I can't call her she's going to tell me to embrace it, and I just want it gone." I squeeze Bonnie's hand, indicating I had her back.
I look over as Stefan finally arrives
"Stef my man where have you been?" He gives me a short smile as Elena approaches.
"I've been taking care of Damon." I raise my eyebrow at him
"you didn't kill him did you?"He gives me a sympathetic smile
"no, I didn't."
"O thank god, then we'd be down a sexy." Stefan and Elena laugh
"as much as he deserves it no I didn't kill him, he has you to thank for that." I nod my head as Stefan looks away from me and towards Elena.
"So what did you want to tell me?" "I won't be coming to school anymore." I give Stefan a shocked look
"but who'll stop Mattie from bullying me?" He shakes his head
"it's the right thing to do."
"Back off from school...or from me."
"And another awkward breakup conversation I will avoid," I say as I make my way to the car, leaving Elena's ass in the dust, she always did like to walk. Jeremy hops in and we start yelling journey out of the car
"Don't stop Believing! Hold on to that feeling!" We yell as we pass Matt, I flick him off." You guys are fucking crazy!"
"Bonnie baby you staying over?"
"Yep!" She laughs as she makes her way inside the house.
"O Jenna I think I just scored you a date!" I yell to Jenna in the kitchen
"O no what did you do?" She yells back, fears evident in the question.
"I just told our history teacher about you." Jeremy walks in
"ya right after you hit on him."
"You know about that?" Jeremy snickers as he sits down on the couch next to me.
"Ya pretty much the whole school has." I groan into a pillow
"We need to move and stat!" I yell back to Jenna
"Sure honey! But you're paying." She laughs as if it's a crazy idea.
"Wow, I feel the love in here," I say as I hop off the couch and go over to Elena and Bonnie
"where's your necklace, Bon Bon?" I question Bonnie as I see her neck bare
"I threw it out."
"That's my girl." I laugh as I put my hands on her shoulders.
"Okay who invited Blondie!" I yell as I stare at her through the peephole.
"I did!" I mutter under my breath all the names I could call her right now. I open the door with a fake wide smile plastered on my face
"Care! What a pleasant surprise!"
"I know." She says as she shoves through me, I look over to Jeremy on the couch
"Can I kill her yet?"
"As long as I can help hide the body." I give Jeremy a strange look
"you're adopted," I say as I make my way to the Kitchen.
Have I ever said I hate tension in a room? I find myself in a room with tension every other day. I look between Bonnie and Caroline waiting for an all-night brawl, I was going to be the referee, and I smile at the thought. "I'm sorry."
"No, you're not," I whisper under my breath, Elena kicks me under the table.
"What the hell woman!"
"There I said it. If you want the ugly ass necklace, keep it." I snort at Caroline's half-ass apology, Elena pushes me off the chair
"the second time this happens today, one more strike and I'm kicking your ass, and Jeremy's helping."
"Would you be mad if I said I threw it out?"
"You threw it out!" Caroline yells as I try not to burst out laughing.
"I had to get rid of it."
"You could've just given it back to me!"
"Why? So you could give it back to Damon?"
"O screw Damon."
"Yes, I would like to screw him," I say under my breath, the room goes silent as I look up
"What?" The girls burst out laughing.
After Caroline discovered the necklace that magically got back into Bonnie's bag, the crazy bitch decides to have a seance
"no you crazy ass bitches can do it on your own, my ass ain't dying today!" I yell as they set up the board.
"Come on it'll be fun."
"and when one of you fuckers die I'm booking it out of here and never coming back, have fun with Satan!" I say as I sit on Elena's bed as they set up candles and turn the lights off.
"You have to call Emily Bonnie."
"Emily you there?" I snort trying to hold on to my laughter, I got thrown dirty looks.
"Not like that Bonnie."
"Okay, Emily I know you've been trying to contact me I'm here to listen." Suddenly the candlelight gets bigger
"o shit Satan's coming," I say as I back up from the board, My ass was not dying today. Suddenly the lights go out and we all start panicking, I start hitting things out of reflex
"omg, something got me!" I yell as I start hitting the thing Repeatedly
"ow, Liz it's me!" Elena yells as Caroline flips the lights on,
"oops sorry, Lena karma is a bitch." I snicker as she glares at me. Suddenly Bonnie gets stuck in the bathroom, we try and open the door but it wouldn't budge. All of a sudden the door unlocks and Bonnie makes her way out the door.
"Bonnie!" I yell trying to get her attention?"I must go." She says in a trance-like state, I work up my courage
"Emily!" She turns around for a belief second and continues to make her way out of the house. Elena and I give each other a look and start chasing Bonnie out the door.
When we got to the church I could hear in the distance, Damon, and Stefan.
"There is nothing innocent about these people and don't think for a second it won't happen again!" Damon shouts at Stefan." They already know too much and they'll burn your little grand witch, right next to us when they find out. Trust me!"
Elena and I speed up our pace to make it to them, around Bonnie suddenly go up in flames I jump back afraid of getting burnt." No!" Damon yells, Bonnie takes off the necklace
"no, please!" Damon begs Bonnie, I look over at Damon sadly, I knew what was going to happen, she was going to destroy it and Damon's hope of finding Katherine again. Bonnie throws the necklace in the air, I watch as it explodes and sparks fly all around us, I look over to Damon, at his angered face
"No! Damon!" I yell as I run to him putting myself between Bonnie and Damon I could hear his fangs come for my neck, I close my eyes waiting for the pain. When it never came, I open my eyes to see tears in Damon's eyes
"I would never.."
"It's Okay Day I need you to calm down for me Okay?" He shakes his head as he looks over at Bonnie in disgust.
Edited: 9/17/2022