bill-
• talking to himself in the mirror
• "d-damn i l-look hot as f-fuck today"
• "bill?"
• he bolts outta there
richie-
• jerking off & watching some kinky ass pornnnn
• i mean, we're not surprised
• "oh fuck y/n"
• "richie wha- OH MY GOD"
• "wanna help me out here?"
• you bolt outta there
stan-
• dancing and singing along to girls just wanna have fun (using your hairbrush as a microphone)
• "hey stan, have you seen my hair brush?"
• he freezes
• he throws the hairbrush at you and BoLtS outta there
eddie-
• he practices his pick up lines with a teddy bear
• "eddie, you wanna go wat-"
• "ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"
• his face had pure terror written all over it
stay wonderful
xoxo
-lyla