I know legiqn doesn't actually live in Canada or is Canadian but damnit just pretend okay?
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TacoBell FistFights
LuKe: I don't mean to be rude, but, erm
LuKe: who tf r u
Legiqn: name's Jordan, nice to meet ya
Legiqn: y'all heard of tomato tubes
JigglyKoala: I TOLD YOU SHITLORDS THEY WERE A REAL THING
JigglyKoala: also hi I'm Anthony
Jon: Jon, if that wasn't obvious
ohMNOM: Ryan, nice to meet ya
BryceMcDs: Sup nerd, names Bryce, don't swear in my fucking household
Legiqn: you don't sound like you're from around here
LuKe: okay we're running from the American law sue us
Legiqn: oooh criminals, nice
Legiqn: what'd you do
Jon: kidnapped my ex, his boyfriend, and my boyfriend
Legiqn: oh that sounds fun
Legiqn: I used to have a boyfriend, he left me
Legiqn: apparently I'm too 'clingy' and he didn't love me once he spent some time with me
Jon: that's bullshit
Legiqn: ikr?
LuKe: so what'd you do about it, Jordan
Legiqn: .......
Legiqn: you don't wanna know
JigglyKoala: well that's not ominous at all now if you all would excuse me I'd like to book a flight straight back to America
ohMNOM: ur gay dude it's too late
JigglyKoala: sHIT
Legiqn: well if it makes you feel any better I didn't kill the guy
BryceMcDs: oh good I thought we found a serial killer on an anonymous texting app which honestly is a big mood