CPD-Helllooo Dudettes!Welcome to another chappy of Ask The Creepypastas!Today we will have Jeffy The killer!Say Hi Jeff!
Jeff-*Makes middle finger*FUCK U ALL!
CPD-*Gets machete and aims at Jeff's neck*If you..EVER.... Say that again, I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF , REMOVE ALL YOUR KIDNEYS AND GIVE THEM TO E.J!
*E.JMON Magically appears!*
E.J.-Kidneys?! Where?!
CPD-SHUDDAPP!
E.J.-:''(
Jeff-Ok, ok, Sorry for saying that!
CPD-That is MUCH better Jeffy*pats head*
Ok this is for you Jeff, and it's a dare!
Jeff, I dare you to go do it with BEN!It is very disgusting, but I don't give a firetruck!(Smosh reference)
Jeff-*Poker face* Um ok, I'll be back in 2 hours*runs upstairs to bang BEN*
CPD- Ok sorry for short Chappy, but I don't want to hear Jeff bang BEN!So bye MothaFuckas ^-^Love yeww