TacoBell FistFights
LuKe: time remaining: two days
BryceMcDs: wait hold up this is actually happening???
LuKe: u thought I was joking????
LuKe: this ain't a game, this shit is real life
BryceMcDs: so we're moving to Canada?
LuKe: yes, we can't let the cops catch Jon
JigglyKoala: it's like u weren't even here for yesterday's convo
BryceMcDs: I thought you were joking
ohMNOM: boi this ain't no joking matter, Jon can't get arrested he's our boy
BryceMcDs: Shit I better get packed then
LuKe: you should've already been packed u fool we're leaving in four hours
Jon: u guys are the greatest, I can't thank you enough
LuKe: no problem, dude, I live for danger
JigglyKoala: same
ohMNOM: same
BryceMcDs: I live for ketchup chips
LuKe: way to ruin the moment u fucking dumbass
LuKe: now get packed I have apartments to look for so we don't live in a hotel room for three years