if this couldn't get any worse let's throw a high school au even thought some of them are still in school.
let's say all of them are in school.
chan is slowly figuring out his liking for sporks.
woojin drinks more coke than water.
minhoe is figuring out if he's gay or just confused.
changbin and felix are #couplegoalsyesbitch
seungmin takes art class which is where he met hyunjin
jisung is confused.
jeongin is the secret blogger of talking shit on tumblr and the principles favorite.
of course one day, if you mess with #couplegoalsyesbitch. you'd get socked in the face. but the one and only changbin. I mean, say one thing he'd probably hit you for no reason. yet say shit about Felix and then you're gone.
so one day, a boy told changbin that Felix's freckles were the most disgusting thing ever. being the best friend (and boyfriend) he is he of course stood up for the boy and knocked out a couple teeth.
now that's a L.
because their dumbass teacher came and dragged changbin away, to where he sits in the principles office.
"why'd you hit him?"
"because he said Felix's freckles were disgusting." - changbin
"Felix could have taken that-"
"NOBODY INSULTS FELIX'S FRECKLES. THEYRE BEAUTIFUL."
and for yelling at the one of only principle. they decided to give him in school suspension.
but that's not where it ends. of course, someone else had to join in on the suspension. so the one and minhoe comes in!!
why? well let's back it up.
"ha! jisung literally looks like a squirrel. supposedly he's also bisexual too making him a f-"
minhoe decides that "accidentally" spilling his coffee on the kid was okay. "oops, didn't see you there."
"ah! shit you little-"
"if jisung is a squirrel. he's a cute one. and at least he has some manners."
and there couldn't be a brawl without any punching. but the same teacher who caught changbin's dumbass dragged him to where he sat in the office.
now it's time for seungmin. he might be a cute little boy who paints in his free time. sits next to his crush named Hwang Hyunjin. but please don't mess with hyunjin. like DONT.
once hyunjin got done painting a cherry blossom tree for his project. which was ABSOLUTELY beautiful!¡
some little asshole destroyed it by letting his canvas fall onto the floor and explained how it was an accident. so once hyunjin went to go find some more materials to start over. seungmin got a bucket of brown and poured it all over her.
yes it was a girl. this girl was jealous of hyunjin's beauty. I mean who wouldn't?
so once hyunjin came back he saw a huge puddle of brown paint, a screaming girl and seungmin was taken out of the room. yep, now he was a confused boi.
but back to the story, these three boys sat in, in school suspension together. it couldn't get any worse until Yang Jeongin showed up. everyone knew him.
EVERYONE.
it's because you have to STAY AWAY FROM HIM.
he might look like a cutie, an innocent boy with braces and sometimes braids his hair to make it curly. but he was more than that.
"jeongin, please can you take these packets to the boys. they need something to do instead of throwing paper balls at each other"
jeongin being the cutie he was, he got away with anything! "shut the fuck up and don't tell me what to do. make them get it themselves. they're old enough"
"that's a great idea jeongin!"
"duh." jeongin then walks to the three boys who are trying to shove paper balls up their noses.
"if I didn't know the kool-aid man. I'd label you guys at the biggest three idiots I know."
"but the kool-aid man isn't an idiot and he's one person?" minhoe questioned.
"don't question me. caprisun is better and I hold most of the power in this office." jeongin sassed. "you're boyfriends are probably freaking out right now."
"he's not my boyfriend!" seungmin shouted.
"changbin and felix are so obvious. it makes it sick to watch." jeongin snickered.
"at least I have someone to give my love and support to."
"I do too, it's a squirtle plushie and he sits right next to my desk in my office."
"YOU HAVE AN OFFICE!?"
then the phone started ringing.
"I have a lot of things sweetie. bye hoes, gotta call to take."
jeongin left and while he took the phone. he was laughing, but he laughed at a lot of things so it wasn't a surprise.
"felix is being sent to the office because-."
"HE WHAT?" Changbin started flipping out. he knew he baby wouldn't do that. but two seconds later he came waddling in. "sup dudes"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!"
"cussed out a teacher." hyunjin walked in with his hands dirty. a little red but not so much.
"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!"
"oh, the red is a paint some girl tried to ruin my new canvas and I obviously wasn't gonna let her do that. so I swung." he explained looking at his knuckles, "or is it red paint?" hyunjin smirked and seungmin screamed.
but of course jisung, the actually innocent baby had to walk in. he awkwardly didn't make any eye contact with anyone and chuckled. "don't ask, I didn't do anything! someone tried to trip me and take my stuff so I pulled out my pepper spray! It was surely out of self defense!!"
jeongin has his camera and recorded as the three new victims sit down.
"none of those even happened. but you guys surely don't know how to hide emotions. I have a lunch break, eat those pieces of paper and have a nice life!"
jeongin left and now it was just the six.
"this is awkward."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" jeongin yelled from his office, "I WILL GET CHAN AND MAKE HIM SPORK YOU ALL"
"spork?" jisung asked.
"don't even ask!" jeongin shouted.
and their day ended shortly.
the end.
• yoonminful