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"Natures Beauty!"
With that, a stream of crystal clear water came gushing down Kazuma's sleeping face.
"Oi! You useless goddess! What was that for?!"
"Its not my fault you overslept again, Stupid NEET!" Aqua said with her tongue stuck out.
"You didn't have to spray water on my face!" Kazuma said grabbing her arm to stop Aqua from running.
Aqua puffed her cheeks "Hmph!" "Yes I Did!"
Kazuma put on a dumbfounded expression
"Drain Touch!" Kazuma chanted, as the life force and mana was sucked out of Aqua
"Ah!" Aqua fell to the ground with no energy to move.
With that, Kazuma was able to get his extra minutes of sleep that he still had left.
"Ne, Ka-ze-ma! Whats wrong with Aqua?"
Aqua was walking a distance behind Kazuma and the group.
"Oi oi, Aqua, could you stop it with the silent treatment already?"
Aqua puffed her face and looked away "No!"
Sigh* 'usually Darkness is here to calm Aqua down, but shes out of town since her family called her'
"Oi Aqua, if you calm down ill treat you to whatever you like at the tavern"
Aqua thought about it for a second
"Hmph! Guess I have no choice"
'I'm gonna have a dent in my wallet after this' even if Aqua has a figure like THAT, she still eats like a pig.
The group sat down at the guild while Megumin went to look at the quest board.
"Ummm, 2 of these, 3 of that and 5 pints of beer please!"
'I knew I would regret this'
"Ka-ze-ma!"
"Yes Im Kazuma"
"Can we do this quest?"
Defeat 7 Granite Golems, Difficulty : Average, Prize : 25,000 Eris
Granite Golems are rock based creatures, Because they are made of rock, piercing attacks have little effect on them. They also have a unusual effect when they die.
'Huh, this actually seems pretty normal coming from Megumin'
"Yeah, this one looks good, I think we can do this even without Darkness around as bait, is it ok with you Aqua?"
"Yheah shyure, whwatevyer" Aqua said with her mouth full.
After Aqua was finished eating, Kazuma accepted the quest and headed to the mountain just beside their home.
"Are these where the Golems are?"
"Im pretty sure" Aqua said, with her surprising wide knowledge
"I see some!" Said the loli mage on top of a tall rock.
*Quest Start!*
"Aqua! Buffs please!"
"Speed buff! Resistance!"
As the buffs were given, 9 Granite Golems began to rush at Kazuma.
"Shit! This is supposed to be Darkness' job!"
Kazuma began to run from the golems, thanks to the speed buff from Aqua, it looked as if he was safe for now.
'Crap I cant use snipe on them, piercing attacks wont work. I'll just have to wait for Megumin'
"Eeek!"
One of the Granite Golems chasing Kazuma had began to chase Aqua.
"Kazumaaa! Help meee!" Aqua said running to Kazuma
"Megumin! When are you going to finish chanting!!"
"I need time!" Megumin said irritated
'Crap if I don't do something, Aqua will get crushed'
"Snipe!" Kazuma chanted "Over here you stupid Golem!"
After that, all the Golems began to chase Kazuma, throwing rocks at him
"Meguminnn, Fasterrr!"
"Explosion!"
'Those golems are going to get obliterated for sure, but the quest said something about an after death eff'
As the flames engulfed the golems, they started exploding
"They explode when they die?!"
While Aqua was still hiding, Megumin was particularly intrigued by the explosions.
'Wait, isn't this place near the mansion?'
As the golems exploded, rocks flew towards Kazuma's room
"My room!!"
9/7 Golems defeated
Quest Complete!*
After they got the quest rewards, they came back to see Kazuma's room, completely and utterly decimated, with rocks decorating the place.
"My room!"
Aqua was rolling on the floor laughing at Kazuma
"Where Kazuma gonna sleep now?" The loli mage pointed out
Despite how big this mansion is, it only had enough rooms for the party and no extra.
Aqua pointed her finger, "The couch?"
Kazuma smacked Aqua in the head
"Like Im gonna sleep there!"
"Then its decided, Kazuma will sleep with Aqua"
"Eh?", For once the two were in sync
"Okay goodnight!" Megumin went in her room and quickly locked the door
"Oi you stupid loli archmage! Get out right now!" Kazuma said and they were both banging on the door
A shout could be heard from the other side of the door "Just sleep already!"
"Jeez, im getting that loli back tomorrow" Kazuma promises himself
As Kazuma was talking to himself, he notices Aqua running to her room.
"Oi you stupid goddess! Come back here!" Kazuma manages to make it in time to stop the door from closing, barely holding it in with his feet.
"Heave-ho!" Aqua pulled the door with all her might
"Ah!" Kazuma's hit the floor face down
"You stupid goddess!"
"Im sorry!" Aqua said, running away from Kazuma's wrath
"Jeez, im turning off the lights now" Kazuma swears he saw Aqua flinch when he said he was turning the lights off
"I'll sleep on the floor"
Atleast ,Kazuma TRIED to sleep, Aqua was audibly shivering in fear. Making it hard for Kazuma to get his much needed rest.
'It couldn't be, Aqua is scared of the dark?'
"Oi Aqua, are you okay?"
"Y-y-yyes i-Im ffffine.." Aqua said, the fear was visible in her voice
Kazuma sat on Aqua's bed and put his hand on her head
"Oi, a goddess like you shouldn't be scared of the dark, you not a kid anymore"
"Its okay, theres no one here whos gonna hurt you, just go to sleep~ Yawwwnn." Kazuma then passed out mid sentence
Aquas POV*
Aqua suddenly feels warmth enveloping her.
Aqua looks over to Kazuma, who has passed out. Aqua blushes bright red
As the warmth comforts her more, she grows more and more sleepy
But Aqua let out a small mutter before going to sleep.
"Baka Kazuma"
As a rubbed my eyes open, I came to see the scenery I am so familliar with. Especially now that Darkness had came back from visiting her parents.
"Sigh, my peaceful days are over"
"Oi! What was that you stupid NEET!"
"Yweah!" Megumin could barely keep the food from slinging out her mouth
"Oi, kid, dont talk with your mouth full"
"Whwos the kwid?!"
Kazuma sat down on the dining table and took a good look at his food.
"Why are the pancakes black?"
"Eheh, I kinda burned them a bit" Said the masochist crusader who cant cook
"You didn't spill the batter this time?"
Darkness put on a face of pure accomplishment "Yeah! Thanks to your invention!"
As Kazuma started munching on his 'black pancakes' he began to look at Darkness trying out her glasses, 'I wonder if the glasses would work on combat situations? Then Darkness might not be so useless anymore.'
'Still though, Darkness looks way too good with glasses.'
Smack*
Kazuma fell face first onto his "pancakes"
"Oi! Aqua! what was that for?!"
"You Perverted NEET! Go die!"
"Why youu, GET BACK HERE!"
The chasing went on until they eventually reached the guild hall
"Wahhhhh!"
"Pssst, Aqua. Stop crying, its embarrassing me" Said the crusader who has zero sense of embarrassment most of the time
Aqua is a water goddess, but tears seem to be the extent of her power.
"Kazuma kept chasing me! And touching me!"
The guild memebers then, all stared at Kazuma
"Oioi, don't phrase it like that! People will misunderstand!"
The loli came up to Aqua, "It's ok, Kazuma wont hurt you. Because hes a lolicon"
"Dont make it sound worse!! You make it sound like im raping you!"
Megumin's aura suddenly darkened, "What part of raping me makes me a lolicon?"
"Wahhhh!"
As the crying went on, Kazuma got more and more stares until Aqua eventually calmed down.
"Kazuma! Can we go hunting? I want to see if I can hit things now!"
"No, this is my peaceful day"
"Kazzummmaaa, dont be mean"
"No means no"
Drag* *Drag* *Drag*
"I don't wanna go! Its my peaceful day today!"
"Your coming with me!"
"Why not Megumin or Aqua?!"
"Because you made these things!"
As Kazuma was dragged onto a lone hill with a tree, Darkness could be seen fighting treants, at their current level. Treants would be easy kills, even Kazuma alone could handle a horde of them.
As Darkness swung, some of them hit but the majority still miss, but something is better than nothing, right?
"Kazuma! Kazuma! Look! Im hitting them!"
"Yeah yeah I see, can we go back now?"
"No! I wanna keep doing this"
"Uggh..."
As Kazuma kept watching, he had an idea to escape from this purgatory.
"Endless Swamp!"
Endless Swamp was a lich skill he recently learned from Wiz, It effectively traps the enemy down to the ground, making it unable to move.
In this case, the enemy is Darkness
"Kazummaaa! You meanie!"
Kazuma had safely made it back home, but he would have to make sure to hide later as he had incurred the wrath of Darkness
Kazuma had moved his Kotatsu, which was miraculously unharmed after the room destroying incident. Into Aquas room, much to her displeasure.
Kazuma had fled to his one source of true happiness in this world of despair, the Kotatsu and decided that he wouldn't go out until next week.
"Kazuma! Dinners ready!" And what the useless goddess meant from that is that she got takeout from the guild, because Aqua cant cook for crap.
"Give it to me under here"
"No! Get out of that stupid thing!"
"Its not stupid! Its my one source of pleasure in this world!"
"Eww, anyway your not eating unless you get out of that stupid thing"
"Endless Swamp!"
Aquas feet were pulled to the ground, Kazuma sweeped up and grabbed the plate of Aqua hands and retreated back to the table
"Oi! NEET! I said get out of there!"
"No!"
"Thats it!"
Aqua jumped in the kotatsu attempting to pull Kazuma out
"Oi what are you doing you idiot!"
"Getting you out of here!"
"Oof"
Aqua tripped, landing on Kazumas head
"Blue" (AN: Yes I know Aqua dosen't wear any, but for this story, she does :3)
"PERVERTED NEET!"
Smack*
With that, Kazuma fell unconscious for the rest of the night
Aqua's POV*
Aqua brought Kazuma to the bed, since it was kinda her fault he's knocked out cold.
Aqua began to whisper to herself
"Stupid Perverted Kazuma, peeking up my skirt. Jeez this wouldn't have happened if he didn't hide under that stupid thing"
Aqua didn't know how she would explain to Kazuma tomorrow on why the table was broken, but she thought it was going to work out fine.
Aqua looked over at Kazuma and felt the strange feeling of mysterious warmth again, could it be that its coming from Kazuma? Nah.
With the mysterious warmth enveloping her, she fell asleep.
Darkness' POV*
Aqua? Kazuma?
Poor Darkness..