Joke #49
Person you hate: Hey!!
Me: Go away
Person you hate: What? *frowns and make's sure they heard right*
Me: Go home. Earth is full. *turns to another person* Monsters these days thou!!
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You are so ugly, when you were born they tinted the windows on the incubator..... ._.
A blonde, brunette,and a redhead are hiding on a farm from the police. The brunette hides in the chicken pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "cluck cluck" with the chickens, and he goes by not noticing. The redhead hides in the pig pen, and when the cop goes by, she says "oink oink" and the cop doesn't notice. Now the dumb blonde goes and hides in a potatoe sack, and when the cop walks by, she says "potato potato!" and she's busted!