Harry: *Goes to musicians room*
*Gently tips over couch*
*Carefully lays down water bottles*
*Slowly puts clothes down on the floor*
Me: REBEL OF THE YEAR EVERYBODY !!
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MEETING ONE DIRECTION
Friend: Be cool
Me: omg I can't MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBANDS
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"Aren't you a fan of that gay British boy band?"
Me: No I don't like the wanted. (No hate they are actually ok)
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My grandma saw my iPod screen of Harry and she was like "Oh, is that your boyfriend?"
I was just like: Mhmmmmm
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When your teacher asks you a question and you weren't listening.
"Uh one direction."
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Kidnapping is such a strong word we prefer
Surprise adoption.(that pic tho)
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Niall: If you give him the Pepsi, you can be in the band.
Me: *buys a Pepsi truck and gets it filled with Pepsi* Can I date you ??
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The wanted fans: OMG one direction r like so mean! And so are their fans, this is why all other fandoms hate you!
Directioners: oh no. We are so sad. Allow us to dry our tears with our 2 #1 albums and 28 various awards.
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Interviewer: What's your favourite part of New York?
Liam: The giant toys r us
He's dead serious too.
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When a magazine quiz comes up
"Are you any of One Directions dream girlfriends?"
Me: I better be
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Doesn't it bother anyone else that Zayn makes a pretty girl? (Best Song Everrrr)
I mean seriously, he's better looking than me....
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Girl: OMG I want Harry's babies
Me: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 9 but I'm really mature
Me: *stares blankly at her* ........
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One direction in the hunger games
*cannon*
Zayn: oh no, Niall I told you not to eat them berries!!
Zayn: Oh Harreh I see loueh and Liam, let's kill them.
Louis: Liam stop the twitcam and run !!!
Liam: bye guise, let's get #runliam trending world wide.
Zayn: ow ma gawhd it's a table
Harry: stop it Zayn, we have to win this.
Zayn: loueh move your fat ass, I've got a table to break.
Me: This fandom is crazy. Lol
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Boy: I love you <3
Girl: I love you too <3
Boy: More than one direction ?
Girl: what the.. You know your limits !!
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Louis: Why did the mushroom go to the party? ....... Because he was a fungi.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Mom: ........... It's not even funny ........
Me: *sighs* *Whispers* you'll never get it *whisper over*
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I know more about One Direction than my family history.
Me: I'm normal,I swear.
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If I'm Flounder
Would you sea me ?
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Me after I see One Direction cut out at the mall:
Church is this way *tut* silly Harry he forgot about the wedding silly boy *tut*
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The Niall river
New Zaynland
Louisiana
Hungharry
Australiam
One direction world
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Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?
My parents: What did One Direction do now -.-
Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?
My friends: I don't care what 1d did....
Me: OMG OMG guess what ?!?!?
Directioners: OMG ! OMG ! One Directiooooooonnnn !!!!!!
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Interviewer: I keep reading that Niall's the cute one
Niall: *looks to the ground shy*
Niall: *then smiles slightly*
Zayn: Yeah, he's cute.
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Me: Mom I'm going on a date tonight.
Mom: Honey, put the cardboard cut out back.
Me: *Stares lovingly at cutout* But he lovessss me.
Mom:.....................
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When someone tries to tell me One Direction news
"That was like 27 seconds ago"
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*One Direction holding Koala Bears*
Now I'm jealous of a koala bear, first a baby. What next ?
Never mind Ruth got a dog and it's wearing Liam's sunglasses.
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A.N well we have another 1D one YAY cos Stacey told me at school that she liked the funny 1D one :D.
Tasha xx