Buttercup: CHERYL
Buttercup: COME ON
Buttercup: WAKE UPPPPP
Buttercup: I'VE GOT TEA
Ginger: I was dreaming about Colton Haynes, so this better be hot.
Buttercup: You know he's gay, right?
Ginger: So what?
Buttercup: Forget it...
Ginger: WHERE. IS. MY. TEA.
Buttercup: SO, I slept with Jughead.
Ginger: FINALLY.
Ginger: What a relief, gosh.
Buttercup: Wdym?
Ginger: We could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
Ginger: Quite literally.
Ginger: Like Stiles and Derek from Teen Wolf sexual tension.
Buttercup: sTop iT wiTh tEEn wOlF
Ginger: How was it?
Buttercup: It was great
Buttercup: Amazing in fact
Buttercup: It was just like the entire world stopped for a moment
Buttercup: And it was just us you know?
Ginger: Yeah, I feel the same with Toni.
Ginger: BUT THATS NOT WAKE CHERYL AT 7 ON A SUNDAY TEA
Buttercup: Well I messed up C...
Ginger: What? You're pregnant again?
Buttercup: TOO SOON.
Ginger: Then what is it?
Buttercup: I left before he woke up...
Ginger: NO
Ginger: HONEY NO
Buttercup: I KNOW
Buttercup: And daddy saw me as I left AND I FEEL BAD
Ginger: HOLD UP— YOU LEFT HIM IN UR ROOM
Buttercup: I KNOW I KNOW
Buttercup: I just didn't know what to do and I was worried someone would be up soon or something... and that something would ruin it.
Ginger: WELL REALITY CHECK HONEY
Ginger: YOU DID
Buttercup: I KNOW I KNOW
Buttercup: Can I come over please?
Ginger: I hate u
Buttercup: Love u
Buttercup: See u in 15 minutes!
Buttercup: xx
Ginger: I WANNA SLEEP YOU BITCH