Today is the wedding day.
Shadow is dressing up in his tuxedo.
Amy dressing up in her wedding dress.
And Knuckles is a reverend. Yes Knuckles is a reverend.
The boys arrived at the church before Amy and the girls.
Shadow: Okay fellas let's rehearse!
Knuckles: Why am I a reverend Shadow?
Shadow: Because you got drunk at the bachelor party, and said it was your dream of being a reverend at a wedding.
Knuckles: I don't remember.
2 days ago....
Knuckles: (drunk voice) Great party Shadow. I-I-still can't believe your getting married.
Shadow: Yup can't believe it neither Knucks, and thanks.
*Ring* *Ring*
Shadow: Hello? What? I understand. Okay get well soon. Bye. Well the reverend can't attend the wedding because his daughter is sick.
Knuckles: Shadow-----let me be the rev bro.
Shadow: What?
Knuckles: Yeah man--- I've been practicing.
Shadow: *sigh* Okay man.
Knuckles: WOAH! I'M A REV BABY! Woooo---- *thud*
Knuckles passes out.
Shadow: Hey Espio, don't give Knuckles anymore drinks.
Espio: You got it groom.
Espio raises a bottle
Espio: TO THE GROOM!
Everyone raises their glasses
Everyone: TO THE GROOM!
Knuckles mumble
Knuckles:Dungeon of Doom.
Knuckles: Oh I remember.
Tails: Did Amy practice for the reception?
Shadow: She practiced her's a week ago. I'm hoping we at least get two hours of practice time for the wedding.
Knuckles: Agh... This is painful.
2 hours later...
Shadow: How's my best men?
Sonic: We're good. But this tuxedo is giving me a rash.
Shadow: Just don't scratch while I'm saying my vowels.
Silver: This suit makes me look sexy Shad.
Shadow: If we all look sexy wearing a tuxedos we'll all get married Silv. How's my ring bearer?
Tails: Good.
Shadow: You got the rings?
Tails: Right here.
Shadow: I see you're looking stylish. Where's the Reverand?
Espio: He's sleeping in the confession booth.
Shadow walks to the confession booth. He opens up the curtains.
Shadow: Knuckles, wake up!
He slaps Knuckles.
Knuckles: What?
Shadow: Today is my wedding day and we need someone to pronounce us.
Knuckles: Well get a priest.
Shadow slaps Knuckles again.
Shadow: You are the priest. So get up.
Knuckles: Fine.
Knuckles walks to the alter.
Shadow: Okay everything is great now.
Tails: Shadow, it's time.
Shadow: Okay I'm ready.
I'm pretty sure everyone knows how a wedding starts so I'm cutting to the chase.
Knuckles: Lord we are gathered here today to have Shadow and Amy be married right here right now.
Shadow whispers
Shadow: *When this is over I'm going to kill you, Knuckles!*
Knuckles: Now to exchange vowels. Shadow do you take Amy to be your lawfully wedded wife, til death do you part?
Shadow: You bet.
Knuckles: Now Amy do you take Shadow to be your lawfully wedded husband, til death do you part?
Amy: Yes.
Knuckles: Do you both promise to love honor and obey?
Both: Yes.
Knuckles: I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Shadow kisses Amy.
Shadow carries out the church and in to the car, and drives off.