So I was with my friend, and we were sharing a milkshake. I ended up choking on in three times. Because EVERY TIME I TOOK A FUCKING SIP SHE MADE ME LAUGH!!! She did it outside her house too and I ended up choking up milkshake on her driveway so JOKES ON FUCKING HER!
Then the next day I choked on celery 'cause I was trying to impress her by putting a whole one in my mouth (They were cut up). I did it. And then I choked while I was eating it.