Let's not get me started.
I want a lifetime supply of the sacrifice pill, love pill, life pill, and travel pill.
I'd be that one person slow clapping in the background.
Poor Percy, always called. Can he not have a break!?
*reads*
*looks up*
I STRIVE TOWARDS IT TOO!!!!!
🎧🎵🍫
XD
And now for a series...
*dying*
*miraculously stops dying*
I NEED THISSSSSS!!!!
Me: SOLANGELOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! 😍 🎧🎵🍫
*snickering*
A/N:
How to know you're a phangirl:
Stepdad: Want me to make you tea from the machine?
Mom: No, I'll use a teabag.
Me: *head snaps up* *stares into distance* *immediately thinks of Dan Howell calling Tabitha "T-bag."* *immediately thinks of Dil Howlter* *immediately realizes that even common words make me look like I'm in a cult* *existential crisis*
(This happened this morning.)