Umorismo

By ElizabellaJones

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A collection of humour poems to hopefully make you giggle.. or chuckle, snicker, snort.. or just plain smile! More

Introduction
Which Hat?
Slippery Slope
Which Smile?
I'd Love to Dance!
A Hole in My Wallet
The Butler Monkey
Let Me Cook You Dinner
Humpty Dumpty
Kiss a Frog
Little Monster
Mamma Said
Doctor, Doctor
Kiss Me

Mi Amore At My Door

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By ElizabellaJones

He stood below my boudoir window

Singing from the heart

Waiting for me to listen

To his majestic piece of art


He gazed up so longingly

Unaware of how bad he sung

All the while he kept up his hope

To which he so fiercely clung


You see, I was there all along-

I saw those purple tights grow

And I ran into the kitchen

To cook up the best thing I know..


An iced lemon cake

With vanilla ice cream

Just a little something

To keep me in his dreams


But the poor, sweet fella

Gave up and finally went home

Not smelling the baking cake,

He chose to return to his gnome


I do hope he'll return

Forgetting his distress

Because he did actually have 

The right address!

        A/N: This is not autobiographical!!!! ;)

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©ElizabellaJones

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