to: unknown
from: ____
Today, 6:00 pm
hey
who is this?
your new favorite boyfriend
Richie?
no
...
then who is it?
you'll see.
soon.
to: "The Losers Club"
from: everyone in the chat
Today, 6:15 pm
stan the man uris
no, I'm kidding.
of course she likes him!
redhead bevvie
i know my best friend and I don't think she'd just admit to liking him.
i don't want to accuse her of anything.
____
accuse who of what?
also, I need some help guys.
trashmouth tozier
oh, nothing
just you and your love life
they won't tell me who it is
or anyone for that matter
redhead bevvie
maybe we don't trust you, Richie
____
guys!!!
i really need your help, now.
stuttering bill
i'm listening
innocent ben
same here
mike the farm boy
^
_____
so, I was about to text it you guys but someone else texted me.
being the curious ass I am, I checked it and now I have no idea what to think about it...
redhead bevvie
what did it say?
trashmouth tozier
did it tell you about eddie and his bullshit placebos?
wheezy kaspbrak
what?
_____
it said stuff like, "your new favorite boyfriend" and stuff along those lines.
i have no clue who it is and they said I'll see soon
very soon
trashmouth tozier
i'm just saying, if he lays a finger on you
whoever this douche is
i'm gonna kill them
stan the man uris
it's Richie then!
right, Beverly?
stuttering bill
if you need someone else to talk to besides these kids, I'm listening, _____.
redhead bevvie
same here
you're my best friend
i'll always listen to you and whatever you have to say
wheezy kaspbrak
Richie, I don't think you should be insulting me
trashmouth tozier
or what?
will your mom come after me? like she could ever move from that goddamn chair she's consistently glued too.
wheezy kaspbrak
don't insult my mommy!
trashmouth tozier
just the facts, eds.
____
guys! can we focus?
i really need help figuring out who this is.
stan the man uris
what if we added him to the chat?
stuttering bill
uh, no?
mike the farm boy
why the hell would we add a stranger to our group chat?
for all we know, it could be Bowers or something.
redhead bevvie
...
stan the man uris
...
stuttering bill
...
innocent ben
...
wheezy kaspbrak
...
trashmouth tozier
if he lays a fucking finger on you...
____
aw, thanks Richie.
but I'm about to go text him
we'll see if it's so funny now
Richie, do I have your permission to flirt with him?
redhead bevvie
why would richie care-
stan the man uris
wait
wheezy kaspbrak
what the hell
trashmouth tozier
course, doll
just don't get too flirty
i'll need some of that later
____
;)
count on it
i'll be back soon
to: unknown
from: ____
Today, 6:30 pm
so
who are you?
can't tell you that, babe
ruins the mystery and surprise
aw
although
surprises are sexy, and being mysterious is definitely a big turn on for me, unknown lover
;)
and I also have my own surprise for you, unknown lover or should I say
...
Bowers.
fuck.
Patrick put me up to this because he likes you
thinks I could help him get you or something
well, tell him too bad
i'm already in a relationship
with who?
why do you care?
just tell me
Richie Tozier's the name
and don't you dare insult him or I'll rip that tiny dick of yours right off
:)
Jesus Christ, okay
just saying you could do better
what the hell was that about Bowers?
nothing
bye, ____
fuck off, Bowers
block 'unknown'?
yes no
to: "The Losers Club"
from: everyone in the chat
Today, 6:45 pm
____
Richie, it's all good
trashmouth tozier
fuck, I love you
wheezy kaspbrak
and you needed to swear there because-?
trashmouth tozier
shut up, wheezy
stan the man uris
lord in the temple
there's shade being thrown
redhead bevvie
so, who was it?
____
Bowers
apparently Hockstetter likes me
but guess who's already got her own ;)
wheezy kaspbrak
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
innocent ben
and why did I think you'd be good in a relationship with me?
you and Richie are perfect for each other
trashmouth tozier
definitely
wouldn't you agree, doll?
_____
oh, Tozier
i'm blushing
trashmouth tozier
good
now come over
i can't handle this any longer. i need you right now.
no exceptions.
wheezy kaspbrak
stan, help
stan the man uris
if this were in person, I'd gladly do something
but it's not
and they can have phone sex all they want to
____
omw
redhead bevvie
at least we figured out who it was
stan the man uris
true
mike the farm boy
i think richie would kill Hockstetter if he placed a glance or a finger on ____.
good thing Bowers spilled before blood did.
____
poetic, mike
-
very poetic isn't it?
beep beep friends.
-katherine
🎈