Authors Note
J= Joke
A= Answer
J: Why can't Jimmy ride a bike?
A: Because Jimmy is a goldfish.
J: What's big, yellow and can't swim?
A: A bus filled with children.
J: What do cows and grass have in common?
A: They both say "moo" except for grass.
J: Why was the little boy sad?
A: He has a frog stapled to his face.
J: What are the two words that will open a lot of doors in your life?
A: Push and pull.
J: What's white and can't climb trees?
A: A fridge.
J: What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming.
J: Friends are like snowflakes...
A: If you pee on them they go away.
J: Last Christmas I gave you my heart...
A: And the very next day I died because one can't live without a heart.
J: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
A: Where's my tractor?
J: Why did the man have a nosebleed?
A: Because he got stabbed in the face.
J: What is green, red, blue, yellow, purple, and orange?
A: Colors