Felix: when will you be back?
Changbin: i told you, im there all week. i wish i could come back sooner, but i have to go to these meetings
Felix: i miss you
Changbin: ive only been gone for a day
Felix: but i know youre not coming back soon
Changbin: its just a week, dont worry
Felix: a week of trying to hit on minho
Changbin: um no
Changbin: a week of staying loyal to your
not-boyfriend
Felix: yeah i guess
Felix: minho likes me though
Changbin: everyone likes you, felix
Changbin: like, chan is a softie, but he's especially soft with you
Felix: then i guess you have competition
Changbin: if you wanted someone soft, you wouldn't have gone for me in the first place
Felix: you're a softie, don't deny it
Changbin: ME?
Felix: oh come ON
Felix: tell me this
Felix: whenever i cry what do you do?
Changbin: walk away from you
Felix: and?
Changbin: ...
Felix: and?
Changbin: and i also cry
Felix: YOURE SO SOFT
Changbin: ITS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME SAD TO SEE YOU CRY
Felix: S O F T
Changbin: on second thought, im not coming back
Felix: minho, here i come
Changbin: im not-breaking up with you because this not-relationship isnt working out
Felix: awe, i was gonna not-propose when you got back
Changbin: i guess we can not-get back together
Felix: it feels nice being not-boyfriends again
Felix: when is our first not-date?
Changbin: i was thinking about not-taking you out to an amusement park and not-spending all night riding rides and playing games to not-win you stuffed animals
Felix: wow that sounds not-amazing
Changbin: this is too complicated, can we just date already?
Felix: dont worry~
Felix: i have a little something planned for when you get back
Changbin: are we gonna tell the other memebers?
Felix: do we really have to?
Felix: no offense, but we arent exactly good at hiding out undying love for one another
Changbin: **you arent good at hiding it
Felix: THIS IS A TEAM EFFORT
Felix: I CANT BE ROMANTIC WITH MYSELF, BINNIE
Changbin: ive seen you flirt with yourself in the mirror
Felix: its called practice
Changbin: you practice
Changbin: with yourself
Changbin: in the mirror
Changbin: at 4am
Felix: im barely a functioning human being
Changbin: if only the fans knew
Changbin: speaking of which
Changbin: we'll have to hide all this from the fans
Changbin: skinship is fine, but we can't like it too much, you know?
Felix: i like you more than a like myself
Changbin: just hide it
Felix: i cant
Felix: every moment with you makes me genuinely happy, how can i hide emotions i cant control?
Changbin: cute
Changbin: but still, you have to hide it
Felix: are you almost home?
Changbin: im here for a week, you know this
Felix: im just gonna sleep the whole time
Felix: wake me up with a kiss
Felix: like sleeping beauty
Changbin: im not handsome enough to be a prince though
Felix: WHAT
Felix: PRINCE CHARMING WOULD LITERALLY COWER IN YOUR GODLY PRESENCE
Felix: "not handsome enough" PLEASE
Felix: YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVENT LOOKED IN THE MIRROR FOR MORE THAN ONE SECOND BC YOUR FACE IS PRETTIER THAN ANY PIECE OF ART IVE EVER SEEN
Felix: IVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE GLOW THE WAY YOU DO ALL THE TIME
Felix: YOUR SMILE IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE THING
Felix: YOU ARE NOTHING BUT PERFECT
Changbin: thanks
Felix: really though, imma need that kiss asap
Changbin: once again, im gone for a week
Felix: ugh
Felix: come back
Changbin: dont worry
Changbin: when you go into your bedroom you may or may not see a large stuffed bear in your bed with a tiny amount of my cologne on it so you can cuddle with it at night while im gone
Felix: youre so cute
Felix: i thought i was gonna have to cuddle minho all week
Changbin: what is it with you and minho?
Felix: have you seen that boy?
Changbin: yes.
Felix: hot
Changbin: hotter than me?
Felix: dont be stupid
Changbin: okay, good
Felix: but,
Felix: still hot
Changbin: go cuddle your bear
Felix: gladly