“Ok now Douglas, why did you shoot Alfie in the leg?” Asked Doctor Smith
“It’s Simple, he didn’t defuse the bomb, and he got orange juice instead of soda,” Replied Douglas.
“Ok now Alfie why did you shoot Douglas in the arm?” Questioned Doctor Smith
“Well… He ran over Mr. Cuddles, destroyed my house and X-Box 360 instead of chasing the perpetrators.” Answered Alfie
“I didn’t mean to run over Mr. Cuddles but I did mean to destroy your house and you X-Box. Also I set your TV on fire” explained Douglas.
“Now I want you both to understand that hitting buildings with cars and walking away from explosions in real life isn’t like in the movies Ok?” requested Doctor Smith, “you’re actions have put you in this hospital for 3 months.”
“Ok.” They both replied as the stood up and walked out of the hospital (like in slow motion)
“ALSO I DON”T WANT TO SEE YOU TWO IN THE HOSPITAL FOR AT LEAST 2 DAYS, I NEED TO CATCH UP ON DOCTOR WHO!” Shouted Doctor Smith behind them
In the yellow Volkswagen beetle they played some of The Beatles songs (specifically “I want to hold your hand” and “Blackbird”).
Alfie apologized, “I’m sorry for shooting you Douglas.”
“I’m not,” replied Douglas.