Stan:
+Makes You Hot Chocolate
+Does Your Hair Nice
Kyle:
+Helps You Wash Your Hands Properly
+Buys you 'Lady Supplies' During That Time
Cartman:
+Eats Everything With You
+Always Touching You
Kenny:
+Paints Your Nails For You
+Helps You Find A Nice Perfume In The Store
Tweek:
+Makes You Coffee
+Picks Out Your Outfits
Butters:
+Picks Flowers For You
+Ties Your Shoes
Craig:
+Quick Pecks On The Cheek That Seem Emotionless But It Feels Like A Firework Just Went Off In His Chest
+Buys You Funky Socks