Ed stole Eddy's donut so he's chasing him running into the Janitors closet
"Eddy calm down you know you're only encouraging him" Edd attempts
"Leave him be Double Dork, this is way more fun."
"But Y/n-"
Ed wrecked the entire school for a donut
"Oh dear have you two no respect for the sanctum of school property?!"
"In other words: good job Ed, you may eat your donut now."
I translated
A paper from the wall flew into Edds hands only for him to hide it
"I withdraw my last statement no harm done yes"
He tried walking away but I snatched it giving the paper to Eddy
"School dance? Tonight?? How did we mis this?!"
"Yuck"
"Isn't it a shame, why if only we had known sooner! Well there's always next year."
Edd hid in the blinds and we did the same
"Only losers stay home on a school dance night, and we ain't losers! Right Ed??"
"Sure ain't Eddy!"
"Where'd Edd go??"
We looked around for Edd
"Found him!"
Eddy pulled him back through the window
"Check this out"
"Win a date with Eddy??"
I read aloud
"Yup, wanna give it a go
Y/n?"
"No thanks Eddy, I already have someone in mind."
"Who?!"
"You'll see"
We heard someone sign the paper and it said 'Ed'
"Don't you know it's customary for a boy to ask a girl to attend"
We watch as Sarah throws Johnny in a trash can
"Asking's for chumps Double D, my bro told me really cool guys ride solo so they ain't stck with the same chick all night"
His brother irritates me
"Eddy, I believe everything your brother teaches you is bull"
The bell rings and we race to Eddy's house
"Wait until you see this"
Edd reads it
"Dames, dates, and you??"
"It's got everything a guy needs about charming the dames, my bro says so"
"Again bull"
"Just call me Charmin Marvin"
"A tad dated don't you think Eddy"
We go to the attic to practice
"Let's see, one swinging chick"
Eddy sweeps me off my feet flirtiously
"Check"
As I push him away he keeps reading
Edd tries to break free from his chains
"Go ahead Sockhead, ask her."
They use me for practice
Edd stares at me and tucks his head in his shirt
Eddy plays old timey music
"We're waiting"
"Squish the tomato Double D"
Ed says squishing his eye
I stare at Ed
"Ew..."
He looks at me awkwardly sweating
"It's okay Edd, just ask me."
"I can't bare the rejection!!"
Eddy drags him aside
"What a baby!"
Ed rides a rocking horse up to me
"My turn!! Pardon me miss, I'm Charmin Marvin and this is my little friend Sheldon Jr"
He holds a moldy cheese
I laugh
"Nice to meet you Sheldon Jr"
"Idiot! Women don't wanna see your stupid cheese, talk about everyday stuff! You know; money, cologne, me."
"Maybe I wanted to hear about Sheldon Jr!"
I complained
Eddy talks about whatever and we finally get to leave
Later at the dance
You walk in with the Ed boys wearing a short (f/c) dress and a matching fedora
"I look better than the three of you combined"
Nazz was sitting alone at the other side of the room she notices them and waves
The three act awkward and watch as Y/n walks over waving back she kisses Nazz and they head out on the dance floor
Their Jaws drop
"Nazz was her date!? The two hottest girls in our school who couldn't go with us went with each other!"
"I think they look cute Eddy"
"Quiet Ed let me think"
Eddy runs to the bathroom Ed plays with a balloon and Edd stays at the punch bowl
While Y/n and Nazz dance Kevin works up the nerves to walk up to them
"Alright man I'm going in"
"Casanova Kevin boy yes?"
"Hi Kev"
"What's up Kevin"
"Hey girls didn't see ya there"
"Right...did you wanna dance with us?"
He gets too nervous and walks away backwards
"Punch! Got it be right back yep"
"Backbone bruised? Courage crushed? Spirits squashed?"
Kevin rolls his eyes at Rolf and goes for the punch
"Yeah whatever"
"Oh pardon my intrusion but would you happen to know a back wah out of this- ac oh may I?"
He gets the spoon thing and finds a fake beard in the punch they both look in to see Eddy
"Sick I almost drinked dork aid I'm gonna barf"
He runs to the boys bathroom to do so
"Smooth move block head where in the book does it say to blow your buddy's cover!"
"I- after where it says to abandon your friend in his time of need!"
"Shut it and help me out of this thing"
He climbs out and falls into Edd and roll straight for Kevin who's trying to impress Y/n and Nazz
"They uh ran out of punch but check this out"
He does push ups with one hand and gets knocked over by the Ed's
Y/n and Nazz both grab an arm of Edds and pulls him to dance with them
"Way to bust a move Double D come dance with us!"
"Hey! That's my move he busted he didn't even wanna be here!"
Kevin punched Eddy and walked away the Kanker brothers got mad and started dancing with the first person each of them saw
They were trying to make Y/n jealous and trip up Edd once in a while but eventually the entire school was destroyed mainly thanks to Rolfs outfit everyone got caught in it except Y/n Nazz and the Ed's
"No school tomorrow!"
"Most fun I ever had"
Y/n intertwined her hand with Nazz's
"I'll walk you home"
"That's so cool of you Y/n"
The Ed boys caught up with the two Eddy tried to wrap his arm around
Y/n's waiste only to be pushed away Ed followed behind and Y/n wrapped Edds arm around her shoulder and though he was a nervous wreck before I don't think he minded at all
End