Hui: *trudges into the kitchen in his pajamas, dark smudges under his eyes*
Shinwon: *is sitting at the table, watching anime* hyung u look tired
Hui: *grumbles, opens up the fridge, and takes out the milk*
Hui: *shakes it, still half-asleep* why is it so early... ehrghhghghghghg
Shinwon: then again those dark circles under ur eyes might just be leftover makeup u didnt remove
Hui: *ignores Shinwon, grabs some cereal, misses the bowl, spills half of it on the counter, drowns it in milk*
Hui: *milk drips out, half-heartedly shakes the empty gallon bottle* eRhHhHhHh who used the last of the milk N PUT IT BACK IN THE FRIDGE EMPTY GEEZ
Shinwon: *gets up quietly and attempts to leave the room-*
Hui: DONT U RUN AWAY FROM ME
Shinwon: sorry hyung...
Hui: 😖 i cant work in these conditions.
Shinwon: neither can hongseok apparently
Hui: 😒 i didnt ask for your sass
Shinwon: no but u got it anyway.
Hui: GET THE OTHERS. we're going grocery shopping RIGHT NOW.
Wooseok: *rubs his eyes* its like 6:30 in the morning
Wooseok: y must u be like this
Hui: we're out of milk. so we either go to the store or sit here and wait for you to produce some on your own.
Wooseok: 😳 um grocery shopping sounds fine thk u
Hui: thats what i thought.
/at the store/
Hui: *glances at his phone impatiently* WHERE R THE OTHERS
Hui: I THOUGHT U TOLD THEM TO MEET US HERE
Shinwon: i did but wooseok was the only one who actually woke up
Hui: thats it imma spam 'em w/ calls and texts until their phones run out of battery--this is my revenge
Shinwon: hyung theres an old saying that goes "dont worry about spilt milk-"
Hui: I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED IF YOU SPILLED SOME AND LICKED IT UP OFF THE FLOOR
Hui: that saying is INVALID shinWON since U DRANK IT ALL URSELF
Shinwon: i dont like the way u spelt my name
Shinwon: im paying for all of this arent i
Hui: *loads the cart w/ 5,758,343 bottles of milk*
Hui: im not done yet
Hui: but yes
Hui: yes u are
Shinwon: hyung... i dont know if i brought enough-
Hui: u hav ur card dont u
Shinwon: *sigh* yes...
Hui: good. Becuz i left my wallet at home. n even if you dont pay for it, i'm still taking these groceries back to the dorm.
Shinwon: O_O Ok ok i'll pay for it. I dnt wanna get arrested, hyung
Hui: neither do i
Hui: and just remind urself that NONE OF THIS would have happened if you hadnt USED ALL THE MILK w/o the decency to leave ur hyung some
Hui: spam sPam spAm sPAm sPaM sPAM SpAm SpAM SPAM
Wooseok: instead of wasting time spamming the others (who probs arent gonna show up)... cant we just shop on our own? i mean... we just need some milk, rite? why do we need 10 ppl to pick up a carton of milk-
Hui: dont try to apply logic to an illogical situation OK WOOSEOK
Wooseok: ;L;
Hui: its obviously because i want EVERY1 ELSE TO SUFFER JUST AS MUCH AS I WAS EATING DRY CEREAL W/O ANY MILK
Wooseok: its shinwons fault
Wooseok: why dont we just blame him?
Hui: 🤔
Hui: good idea.
Shinwon: *feels betrayed* i thought u were my friend.
Wooseok: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hui: shinwon will do the suffering for all of us.
Hui: n i think we have enough milk now *cart is overflowing w/ bottles*
Shinwon: rip savings
Wooseok: this'll probably last us a long time
Hui: 😕 what do u mean? if you want some, get ur own. this is mine.
Wooseok: ...
Wooseok: 👍 *its better not to argue*
Shinwon: well as long as we're here and using up my life savings i might as well get some stuff i like
Shinwon: TO THE MEAT SECTION
Wooseok: for what?
Shinwon: hamburger ofc
Wooseok: whats the point of buying hamburger meat when you get all your hamburgers from mcdonalds
Shinwon: 😑 let me live ok
Shinwon: im trying to make better choices
Wooseok: dont let mcdonalds hear u say that
Wooseok: they mite revoke ur membership
Shinwon: i hav too many rewards points to risk that wooseok. u know that. 5 more n i'll get a free hamburger
Shinwon: ;_; on 2nd thought lets just go home.
Shinwon: r u done yet hui
Hui: milK mIlk miLk mIlK milK mILk mILK mILk MILK
Shinwon: ???
Hui: M
Hui: I
Hui: L
Hui: K
Hui: !
Hui: *starts dancing w/ the milk gallons*
Shinwon: um is he ok?
Wooseok: i have no idea.
Hui: *takes a selfie w/ the shopping cart*
Shinwon: hes scaring me tbh
Wooseok: me too
Shinwon: but if i have the munz...
Shinwon: ...n he has the milk
Wooseok: i like where ur going w/ this
Shinwon: how about we... run?
Wooseok: 🤻
Shinwon: 🤻
Hui: 🥛