Who r u?

Από Mystiq_Mystery

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"WAIT" what ._. "Ur a girl right?" nO iM a 50 yr oLd mAn tRyInG tO gEt iNtO uR pAnTs :/ "that last part was s... Περισσότερα

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Από Mystiq_Mystery


did u just

what?


AND HEeyyyyy ur talking to me :D

tell my mom u go to church??

um well

technically 

thats not a lie

I've been to church once

ur not catholic

buuuut i can turn into one

-.-

ur an idiot

she wants u to come with us to church

oh well thats great!

what should i expect?

not telling

figure it out yourself 

ur the one who lied

so that must be a YOU problem not a ME problem ;p

D:

NUUUU

bish

;p

---

3 hours later

what do u want

FINALLY

U LOOK AT UR TEXTS

why? do u wanna go to the bathroom or something?

restroom, boo, it's restroom

.-. who tf cares

I DO

BATHrooms have BATHS

and I assume RESTrooms have REST 

i should've said toilets

smh

is that all u wanted to say?

no

i was wondering

when do we get to eat?

dude we're at a CHURCH

yea but don't u eat bread or something

that's the last part

oh

ur such an idiot

well at least i don't go prancing around singing holy gospels i have no clue about

i can see u smiling 

shut up and pay attention to the homily

my parents r watching us i bet

yeah they r

don't look back

their eyes look like they're on fire

I am sooo grounded after this

i was just kiddinggg

they're not even paying attention to us xD

wtf why did u hit me

ur annoying 

annoyingly cute ;)

hey! don't ignore me!

church Cal.

right

☑️☑️ 


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