if you can't even love
yourself, who else will?
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???:
Namjoon?
NAMJOON:
yeah, noona?
JI-EUN:
you still haven't told me
how did you manage to get
that big of a sum in such a short
period of time.
NAMJOON:
i just worked multiple
part time jobs, that's all.
JI-EUN:
i dont think so mister.
you managed to pay
half the medical fees
in less than a month.
tell me, youre not selling
off your body are you?
NAMJOON:
ofcourse not! why the hell
would you think that? im
not that stupid uk :/
JI-EUN:
then how the hell
did you get those money
NAMJOON:
it was true that i worked
multiple jobs...but a friend
of mine heard of grandma's
condition so she offered me help.
NAMJOON:
...she said it was to repay
grandma the debt that she owed
JI-EUN:
dont tell me...is it soomi? ive always knew she was a bright child and such a perfect girlfriend candidate! and she helped grandma? it would be such a blessing to bring someone like her into a humble family like ours..
NAMJOON:
"as if she would be that
kind-hearted. she only told me
to say this so that people would
think that she's such a caring
and sweet fucker. what utter bullshit."
NAMJOON:
no thanks 😇
JI-EUN:
why?? im sure grandma
would be delighted to have
her as your bride too!
NAMJOON:
yeah whatever.
NAMJOON:
"i won't live long anyways
so what's even the point?"
JI-EUN:
aww, lil bro, just think
about it aight? dont worry,
this almighty sister of yours
will pay for your wedding 👍
JU-EUN:
i'm trying to earn money for grandma as well.. don't shoulder the burdens.. you're still young namjoon ah..
NAMJOON:
..
NAMJOON:
i have to go..
JI-EUN:
hey hey! your wedding
is the most important day
of your life and it only happens
one time! so dont call it useless!!
NAMJOON:
oh yeah, u still have your
fantasy of marrying a prince
and being treated like a
princess right? dun worry your
trustworthy bro will dress you
up like fucking elsa and you can
marry your prince charming 😘👏
JI-EUN:
go to hell 😑
and go off your god
damn data my sweet
little brother 😘😘
NAMJOON:
k
JI-EUN:
RUDE:(
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ME:
SEOKJIN:
wasnt this the time
when taehyung dressed
up as himself for halloween...?
ME:
sadly, yes.
NAMJOON:
lol he went to each
house and told them that
he's the hulk in human form
YOONA:
lol
TAEHYUNG:
😤
SOOMI:
Hi everyone~ My
birthday party is this
coming Saturday, anyone
interested in coming?
JIMIN:
whos coming
ME:
the real question is, will
there be food 😋
SOOMI:
Haha of course there
will be :) From chinese delights
to western cuisine, there's food
served from all parts of the world
and of course from the best restraunt
there is :))
ME:
it sounds like it's going
to be an amazing party
SOOMI:
if not? it's MY
party afterall.
JIMIN:
heehhh? that's going to
be so pricey, using up your
parent's money on useless
gliberrish. truly a rich brat.
EUNLEE:
JIMIN!
JUNGKOOK:
what party? you didn't
tell me anything about having
a party?
SOOMI:
Don't get so uptight. 😂 Mom and dad gave me their consent, and it's taking place this Saturday.
ME:
SOOMI:
If you want to attend, just say the word<3.
SEOKJIN:
ME
ME:
mehh
TAEHYUNG:
muii
JIMIN:
mee
IRENE:
sounds fun, im going
YOONA:
wELp i guess im going too
SIYEON:
skrrting my way there
YOONGI:
I guess I'll go as well.
NAYEON:
mEOW IM GOING
EUNLEE:
Since it's my best friend's best day, I can't leave her alone right?
right?
ME:
HAHAHA NAYEON
NAMJOON:
...
NAMJOON:
is it compulsory to go?
SOOMI:
Ofcourse it isn't! But if you really don't want to, I can't help it right? :))
NAMJOON:
then im n|
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SOOMI:
Oh my dear Namjoon-ah... unless you have a valid excuse, there is absolutely no reason whatsoever for you to not attend a party to celebrate the birth of the amazing me.
NAMJOON:
but you just said that
it wasnt compulsory...were
you lying again?
SOOMI:
Oh, whatever do you mean?
SOOMI:
Namjoon, don't fucking make me lose my face in that group chat. Not especially with that thieving bitch around. Just say that you'll attend the party. Afterall, we all have to celebrate the joyous occasion
of me being born right? 😊
NAMJOON:
"yeah right. like hell i'll be
glad for the birth of someone who's
wrecking up my once perfect life."
NAMJOON:
ok.
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NAMJOON:
im going too :)
SOOMI:
Great! So everyone is coming? I'll send the invitation card soon enough okays! <3
EUNLEE:
hehe sure
ME:
wowz im looking forward
to your birthday party
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ME:
Yoona?
YOONA:
hm? whats up?
ME:
ehh ik its like too early but
im wondering what shld i get
for soomi's birthday
YOONA:
:/ i find smtg suspicious
going on about that girl
ME:
huh? how even? she seems
like a really nice and sweet girl!
YOONA:
...well i dont know but thats
the vibe im getting from her
YOONA:
and HAHAHAH ive checked
her instagram, she's a huge fan
of branded bags and perfumes
ME:
wow i cant even afford a
bag of chips and perfume?
even worse
YOONA:
ehh it's not necessary
to bring a birthday present
i think. she didn't told us
to bring anything either
ME:
but what if she started talking
behind my back and saying that
how cld i not bring even a birthday
present for her ;-;
YOONA:
why do u suddenly care
so much abt what ppl think?
did smtg happened?
ME:
it's really nothing! don't worry about it!
YOONA:
welp if you say so then
YOONA:
im going to take a short
nap, nitezz
ME:
buaii
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YOONGI:
ME:
ME:
may the namjesus god always
be by your side, yoongi 🙏
YOONGI:
yes😥