Changbin: hey felix, its jisung. my phone ran out of power
Felix: how do i really know this is you
Changbin: what
Felix: tell me something only the real jisung would know
Changbin: the first time you met changbin, you tried to hold his hand but he stared at you weird so you smacked his hand and said their was a misquote on it then followed me around for the rest of the day with a blank expression whispering to yourself about you should've stayed in australia.
Felix: hi jisung
Changbin: little did you know changbin talked to me that night about how he was gonna hold your hand but then you slapped him and he was really confused
Felix: are you serious
Changbin: yeah, you guys are the most dysfunctional couple ive ever seen
Felix: "couple"
Changbin: awe felix, youre basically a couple
Changbin: also you're relationship with him isnt as one sided as you think
Felix: you have no idea
Changbin: oh i really do
Changbin: "if felix gets any cuter, im gonna leave this country"
Changbin: "i hate that i love him so much"
Changbin: "god, have you ever seen anyone hotter?"
Changbin: "it's not love, it's just that every time i see him i don't ever wanna stop seeing him"
Changbin: and my personal favorite
Changbin: "is it still gay to kiss felix if i say 'no homo' after i do it?"
Felix: are. you. serious.
Changbin: why would i ever lie to you
Felix: why
Felix: does
Felix: he
Felix: like
Felix: to
Felix: watch
Felix: me
Felix: suffer
Changbin: he literally doesnt go a day without telling me how bad he wants to date you, im sure he's suffering too
Felix: HE COULD LITERALLY JUST TELL ME THAT AND I WOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HIM
Changbin: yeah maybe he just likes messing with you
Changbin: also you have to pretend you don't know any of this
Felix: oh my god
Felix: i cant keep secrets, jisung, you know this
Changbin: :)
Changbin: okay byeee
Felix: what have you done