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Okay first things first,
tysm for 4k+ reads i think i
mentioned this before but
i wrote this story as a joke
and its pre shitty too. idk why
people read it lol. but anyways,
thank you again. i'm not really
active much because of schoolwork
but i'll try my best to update !!
oH and I ALMOST FORGOT
the new songs Boss and Baby Don't Stop
are SO FUCKING GOOD
LIKE I THINK ITS POSSIBLE TO FALL
IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE FROM INSIDE
A SCREEN.
ps: does anyone have good fanfic
suggestions?
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S N A P C H A T
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✆ FROM ASSYONG
2:03 AM
ASSYONG
Aerrraaa.
opened✓
ASSYONG
Hello?
opened✓
ASSYONG
I'm sorry for upsetting you, i really didn't mean it. :(
ME
It's okay.
ASSYONG
Please don't lie.
ME
What's makes you think I'm lying?
ASSYONG
Because "I'm okay" is a lie people tell
all the time.
ASSYONG
And i'm not a stranger to that lie.
message not sent (!)
ME
Lmao i'm better now, this guy really
cheered me up.
ASSYONG
Guy?
ME
oH Hoho is Assyong jealous?
ASSYONG
OhohohohoHo fuck no.
ASSYONG
Remember my girlfriend that isnt really
my girlfriend but she is my girlfriend but
she just doesn't know?
ME
Oh yikes is it Yuna?
ASSYONG
YES.
ASSYONG
SO LIKE SINCE YOURE A GIRL AND
IM A PUSSY CAN YOU TEXT HER
AND TELL HER I LIKE HER
ME
Bitch wtf are you a middle schooler?
ASSYONG
I'm just painfully awkward to the
point its not even relatable anymore
ASSYONG
Yuna: Hey how's your night?
Me: H-huh ? Me ?
Yuna: Yeah !
Me: How's my what again?
Yuna: Night
Me: Ok goodnight
ME
ME
ME
That physically hurt my soul.
ME
And i never had one in the first place
so that says a lot.
ASSYONG
K when i came here to apologize
i didn't expect to get attacked by fucking
multiplication forehead girl.
ME
WELL oOps guess you wont be hearing
from yuna anytime soon.
ASSYONG
WAIT NO
ME
SIgh
ASSYONG
Did you say sigh.
ME
Yes i just said sigh stop fucking judging
asshole . As if you dont do it too.
ASSYONG
ya i dont
ME
Oh.. well anyways
ME
I dont think Yuna's gonna listen to
me anyways if i tell u u like her
ASSYONG
Why not? I mean you're a pre
good person
ME
Ehhh not to her apparently
ASSYONG
ASSYONG
ASSYONG
Huh?
ME
I may or may not have bitched about her
and told her that she needs to crawl back
into her mother's womb.
ASSYONG
what
ME
it's not MY fault, she called me a dumb bitch
and girl you can call me ugly and shit but
never call me dumb
ME
My report cards say otherwise
but BITCHHHH I TRY HARD
AS FUCK ON MY SCHOOLWORK
EVEN IF I GET STRAIGHT C'S
ME
Facts only
ME
Oh plus she called Yuta dumb for letting me
take over his streaks and hoe no one
ever gets away with messing with my friends
ASSYONG
Damn bitch all I said was
'What' And you wrote a fucking essay
ME
What can I say, Ham Tuna gets on my nerves
ASSYONG
Wait
ASSYONG
WAIT
ASSYONG
OHSHHSHSHHHHHHH
ASSYONG
SO HAM TUNA IS YAM YUNA OHH
I GET IT NOW
ASSYONG
SO WHEN YOU WERE TALKING
ABT THE SKINNY BITCH AIR FREE
DIET YOU WERE REFERRING
TO YUNA
ME
Man you're slow.
ASSYONG
Okay Aera I get you don't like her
but this girl is special to me. We've kinda known
Eachother for a long time and every time I
try asking her out I always chicken out
ASSYONG
I know it's a lot to ask but please
if you do I won't ask you something like this
ever again :/
ME
I'm sorry I can't.
ME
Plus it wouldn't work on her anyways.
ASSYONG
Sigh, I guess.
ASSYONG
I'll just go ask Kris. He's good with the ladies.
ME
Kris? The guy with smooth legs kris?
ASSYONG
You know him?
ME
Uhm.
ME
You know what just let me
do it, if you ask Kris all he'll come
back to you with is a "sorry I couldn't do it but
I bought you some leg cream instead."
ASSYONG
Thanks so much Aera I owe you one.
ME
💋😉
ME
OH AND
ME
YOU SAID "SIGH"
ME
WHOS THE IDIOT NOW HUH?
NakamotoYuta has left the chat
ASSYONG
Heh what an idiot
message not sent (!)
ASSYONG
It's kinda cute
message not sent (!)
ASSYONG
Sigh
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✆ TO HAM TUNA
ME
opened✓
AERA
"Smh what a hoe I don't have
all day."
ME
Hi I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never learned how to fucking read
opened✓
ME
HAM TUNA
Wtf??
ME
Oh I c 👀👀
You won't respond to Jared or me but you'll
respond to lasagne. I see u girl.
HAM TUNA
You're such a fucking idiot.
What do you even want?
ME
Ever heard of a man named Assyong?
HAM TUNA
Excuse me?
AERA
"Wait I'm supposed to make her
go out with Taeyong, not scare her off."
ME
Sorry typo. Have you heard of a guy named
Taeyong?
HAM TUNA
Lol that awkward guy? I guess
losers do hangout with eachother
HAM TUNA
Let me guess, he's too pathetic to ask
me out himself so he turned to you.
HAM TUNA
The answer is no.
ME
Fuck off
ME
I can't believe Taeyong even likes you,
it's really too bad, you're pretty but your personality is
disgusting.
HAM TUNA
You think I care what losers think?
ME
Well I'm guessing you'd care what Yuta thinks,
and trust me he'd think you're a piece of trash.
HAM TUNA
Trust you? You don't even know Yuta that
well. You think you're his best friend and shit
but you're nothing.
ME
Says you.
HAM TUNA
I'm only telling the truth here
ME
And what makes you say that?
HAM TUNA
I'm his girlfriend :)