Frank Lero came in from a very sweaty day at the gym or wherever and was not just covered in sweat but also covered in another naturally occurring body fluid. All over the front of his sweater was the glorious red ooze of sweet delicious human juice.
Gerard Gay who is apparently a real life vampire came in the room and hes all like "BRO DO YOU GOT THE STUFF" and then Frank is like "YEAH BRO I GOT GALLONS OF THE STUFF" or however that song goes and then they break into a musical number about being turned on by thay kind of stuff and its pretty messed up from what ive seen from my childhood honestly but whatever
Gerard rubbed his face hole extender onto Franks sweater to consume the crimson champagne that was spilt (is that a word?) out onto Franks quite fashionable attire and Frank is like:
"What are you frickin Gay?"
Then Gerard says "no, W A Y"