Bosanquet, A Gnomes Tale.

I Gnome this Wedding is a Mistake.

Debbie now must have her way

So I'll arrange this wedding day

I've been on line and passed a test

So nuptials I can now attest.

I need a venue, or a place

With lots of rooms and loads of space,

I think it should be far away

From normal people for the day.

What with gnomes and drunken poets

There'll be trouble, I just know it!

Throwing haiku everywhere

And wearing senryu in their hair!  (And that's just the men)

I need volunteers for food

And ushers who will not be rude

Someone who can bring a band

And others, just to lend a hand.

So come on, let me have your names

And don't try playing silly games

I'll soon arrange the wedding date

Then leave the rest all up to fate!!!!!!!

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Owain Glyn