Food Is From An Alternate Universe Motherfucker

RAVIOLI AND WOODEN FLOOR BOARDS

Finger chips. Finger chips are fucking iconic. This alternate universe if fucking iconic. Finger chips are just a religion. Dan and Phil are getting married. At my school.but are they not. For they are a noodle and cheese costume. You can only be sexually attracted to fruit. Fruit sex. Come home and fuck a peach. Demons are hidden in this alternate universe. THEY MAKE YOUR ORGANS INTO PAINTED CurTAIN  desk handles. Food is just an illusion. Gum is actually the government scanning your DNA to clone you into a ramen dish. Gerard way fucked himself on stage. In THE FUCKING ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, pizza must've met mustard. And spasmed. And gerard ways stage moment happened.