Me:There right there!Look at that tan well-tended skin,look at that at killed shape he's in,look at that slightly stubby chin,oh please his gay,totally gay!
Karasuma:I'm not about to celebrate,every trait could indicate,a totally straight expatriate this guy's not gay i say not gay!
Everyone:That is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to assume,that a man who wears perfume is automatically radically fay!
Karasuma:But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Me:Look at his silk translucent socks!
Karasuma:There's the eternal paradox look what we're seeing!
Me:what're we seeing?
Karasuma:Is he gaaaay?-
Me:OF COURSE HIS GAY!!!!
Karasuma:Or European?
Everyone:...Ooohh....Gay or European,it's hard to guarantee,is he gay or European...?
Terasaka:Well hey don't look at me!
Kanzaki:You see they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports!They play peculiar sports!
Everyone:In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!Gay or foreign fellow,the answer could take weeks!They both say things like 'ciao bella',while they kiss you on both cheeks!
Me:Oh please!
Everyone:Gay or European,so many shades of grey!
Takaoka:Depending on the time of day the French go either way!
Everyone:Is he gay or European or-!?
Manami:There right there!Look at that condescending smirk!Seen it on every guy at work!That is a metro hetro jerk that guy's not gay i say no way!!
Everyone:That is the elephant in the room,well is it relevant to assume,that a hottie in that costume-
Me:Is automatically
Karasuma:Ironically chronically
Manami:Certainly pertainly
Nagisa:Genetically medically
Everyone:GAY!!!!OFFICIALLY GAY!!!!OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY!!!!!-!?!?!?
Karma:*kisses Kaede*
Everyone:DAMMIT!!!!!!!Gay or European
Itona:so stylish and relaxed
Everyone:is he gay or European
Itona:I think his chest is waxed
Me:But they bring their boys up different it's so culturally diverse!It's NOT a fashion curse!
Everyone:If he wears a kilt or bears a purse!Gay or just exotic?I still can't crack the code!
Kaede:Yet his accent is hypnotic but his shoes are pointy toed
Everyone:Huh,gay or European,so many shades of grey!
Kaede:But if he turns out straight I'm free on 8:00 on Saturday!
Everyone:Is he gay or European?!?!Gay or European?!?!GAY OR EURO-
Koro-Sensei:Wait a minute!Give me a chance to crack this guy,I have an idea I'd like to try
Karasuma:Well the floor is all yours
(Change the names this time please!)
Koro-Sensei:So,Mr.Akabane,This alleged affair with Ms.Kaede has going on for...?
Karma:2 years
Koro-Sensei:and your first name again is?-
Karma:Karma
Koro-Sensei:*smirks*And Your boyfriend's name again is?-
Karma:Asano
Everyone:*LE GASPU!!!!!!!*
Karma:*blushes*I'm Sorry!I misunderstand you!I thought you say boyfriend i thought you said BEST friend!Asano,is my...BEST friend....
Asano:You bastard!You lying bastard!THAT'S IT!!!I no cover for you any more!Peoples!I have a BIG announcement!This man is gay AND European!
Everyone:WOAH!!!!!
Asano:And neither is disgrace!
Everyone:Oh
Asano:You gotta stop your being and completely close this case!It's me not her he's seeing,no matter what he say!I swear he never ever ever ever swing the other way!You are so gay you big parfait,you flaming one cabaret!-
Karma:I'M STRAIGHT!!!!
Asano:You were not yesterday*pats his head*So if I may,I'm proud to say his GAY!!!!
Everyone:AND EUROPEAN
Asano:HIS GAY!!!
Everyone:AND EUROPEAN!!!!!
Asano:HIS GAAAAYYY!!!!!!!
Everyone:AND EUROPEAN AND GAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!-
Karma:FINE,OKAY,I'M GAY!!!!!!!
Everyone:HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
~The End!~