Imagine sassing the sheriff after he arrests you while he takes an immediate liking to you.
"Well if I hadn't been interrupted by some creepy blue-eyed man with an obsession of taking girls against their will off the street into dark places with bars, then you wouldn't have to be dealing with me right now."
"Really?" Graham smirked. "Did you just accuse me of being a pedophile? For arresting you and bringing you to the sheriff's station?"
"Uh...no?"