garfield stroked ur face. he cradled ur nuts, but unfortunately his claws were out like yr genitalia. u squealed a lil teeny bit in pain but u enjoy it cause youre a masso kist. " u like det huh? " garfield said in a seductive tone. It was 1645, we were currently in finland cause finland is gay like us we're gay yeah deal with it fuckers. Holy shit i just figured out how to do different types of word font thingimajigies hy ffuck so garfield closes his eyes and leans in for a kiss but i retaliate because as cats how do we kiss? " waif how r u kissing me we're cats " i intervene. " shut up fat " garfield replies and kisses my lips and its all moist kinda nasty tbh all wet like when i eat cinnamon toast crunch at two in the morning cause im hungry and also i live in china. i close my eyes while we smoochy, putting my hands on his back and getting delved in closer and closer to heaven cause this felt like heaven i opened my ryes for. A tiny bit and i see god staring down at me giving me a thumbs up he is very proud of me unlike my dad hes a cunt. we break away from the kiss and head to the bedroom......
Im to lazy to write more lol bueee guyssss :3
Ur mum gae
By junkratisstupid
Hi guys this is mh firsts story pls i only take constructive criticism thanks im pro at writing stories btw e... More