"sorry, this is an eighteen plus audition."
"i am eighteen plus."
"well your id might say nineteen and your application might be the same but darling you can't pull off nineteen."
"then what age do you think i can pull off?"
"twelve."
"fuck!"
"but if that was the look you were going for i'd be willing to hire you."
"what do you mean?"
"if you're willing to dress like your twelve i might hire you."
"anything, i'll do anything."
"well who's your daddy?"