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In which Mitch Marner decides to sell his old chair because him and his roommate can't get it together. [MITC... More

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"Mitch!"

"What auston?"

"Did you sell that chair yet, rent is due tomorow?"

"No the last bid day for it is today, no one wants it though." I look down at my phone and see someone texted me.

Unknown: hi is this Mitch? I'd like to buy the chair you are selling.

"Yes! Someone actually wants the stupid chair!"

"That's great, ask to meet them tomorow."

Mitch: yes this is Mitch, and who is this?

Unknown: this is Carolyn

Mitch: well hello Carolyn, would you like to meet tomorow to get the chair?

Carolyn: sure, how about Starbucks on the corner of front street?

Mitch: sure, how about 12:00?

Carolyn: sure sounds good

Mitch: oh and can I see a picture so I know who I am looking for?

Carolyn:


Mitch: wow you are really pretty

Carolyn: Awe thank you, can I see a picture of you?

Mitch: prepare to be disappointed

Mitch: oh my gosh I'm sorry that was my roommate

Mitch:

Carolyn: your not too bad yourself

Mitch: why thank you pretty lady

Carolyn: you do seem pretty familiar...

Mitch: do you like the maple leafs?

Carolyn: what Toronto native doesn't?

Mitch: true, well let me show you a different picture of me

Mitch:


Mitch: lol that's my favorite because the look on my face is priceless

Carolyn: holy shit your Mitch marner?

Mitch: the one and only

Carolyn: cool, Well I will see you tomorrow marner.

Mitch: and I will see you tomorow Carolyn.

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