strangest idol ◇ taekook

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where idol taehyung texts an innocent boy named jungkook about his dick size. ©yoongisdickpics 2018 More

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[thekookieyouwant]

taetanic
do you ever think about how people make words?

thekookieyouwant
no not really sir

taetanic
like who created the sounds for letters?
how long would that take?
do you think it would have taken centuries?

taehyung looked around his room in daze honestly wondering how it was created. the male was brought back to his senses when a ding on his phone signaled a messaged had been sent to him.

thekookieyouwant
uh sir why are you asking me about this

taetanic
dunno
just thought youd listen
see unlike my hyungs you sound like someone who would listen to my stupid question about life and how everyone got here and how-

"kim taehyung!" yoongi walked into taehyungs bedroom with an angered look. "did you eat my box of cookies?" the older male asked.

"uh", taehyung said trying not to sounds suspicious, "hyung you see", taehyung got off his bed and walked over to the angry smaller male placing a hand on his back almost ready to push yoongi outta the window, "it was me but im busy so bYE" taehyung said right before he pushed yoongi out of his room and locked the door.

loud banging was heard from outside the door due to yoongis hard knocks coming from the other side. "you'll pay for this kim!" taehyung heard yoongi say as footsteps were heard saying the yoongi left. taehyung let out a harsh breath that he had been keeping in and walked back to his bed to grab his phone.

thekookieyouwant
I get why your hyungs don't listen to u
like who wants to listen to u ramble all day sir

taetanic
wow i come back from almost being killed by yoong-hyung to a disrespectful brat saying that i ramble about useless things
iM FEeling the love

thekookieyouwant
sorry sir
didn't mean to make you angry

taetanic
you calling me sir is pissing me off
like im not that old
just call me tae
and you didn't make me angry bunny im just eXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT

thekookieyouwant
well u can call me jungkook then :)

taetanic
oo oo i like how this is moving ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

thekookieyouwant
my mummys calling bye tae

taetanic
mummy- jfc
bye bunny jungkook

"i swear to god his mum ruins all the moments for him and now me" taehyung almost shouted but kept his sound low knowing if he shouted yoongi would get even more pissed off.

"time for some good old porn i guess" taehyung said as he unplugged his charger and grabbed his laptop.

ive had a stomach ache for like a day now and i feel like shit
also seventeens comeback was the shit byE

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