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Scenario: a modern day ongoing series of texting threads and mini adventures shared between the six deadliest... Více

Crow Club ♠
Wesper♠
Matthina ♠
The Slat ♣
Whoops ♠
Dinner ♣
Visting Hours ♠
Sorry? ♠
Superheroes ♣
Slang ♠
Author Note
Visitor ♣
Meeting ♠
Divided ♠
Unlikely Duo ♣
Kingsmen ♣️
Scheming Face ♠

Kanej ♣

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Od getbrekkered_

*Wraith06 & FaceBrekker Chat*

FaceBrekker:  I need you to stake-out with me tonight. Meet me outside the Slat at three bells.

Wraith06: Why not ask Jesper?

FaceBrekker: If I wanted Jesper I wouldn't be asking you now would I? Just do it.

Wraith06: Would it honestly kill you to ask politely?

FaceBrekker: Would it make you do what you're told any faster?

Wraith06: Don't answer my question with another question.

Wraith06: And since you're so hellbent on being an utter bastard you can find someone else to sit and suffer through several hours of your charm.

*Wraith06 has blocked FaceBrekker*

FaceBrekkerWraith, this is not a good time for you to have developed a sense of contumacy.

FaceBrekker: Hello?

FaceBrekker: Inej?

FaceBrekker: Answer me!

FaceBrekker: For fuck sake Inej did you just block me?

FaceBrekker: How mature of you

FaceBrekker: Okay fine! Saints, you are insufferable. I'm sorry, alright?

FaceBrekker: Answer me

FaceBrekker: Arrghh?!!?!!

FaceBrekker: Please Inej, will you respond to my texts?

FaceBrekker: There! Are you satisfied? 

- - - -

*Wraith06 & Waffle_Queen Chat*

Wraith06: Are all men either monsters or filth?

Waffle_Queen: Oh love, of course not. If they all were I'd have found myself another pretty Grisha girl to cuddle up to by now.

Waffle_Queen: But in all seriousness, what did he do?

Wraith06: He's acting like a complete tyrant! It's as though he hasn't a single moral bone in his body! Cruel, unfeeling, rude prick is what he is!

Waffle_Queen: Let me rephrase: what has he done that isn't already typically Kaz?

Wraith06: I hate him

Waffle_Queen:  No, you don't.

Wraith06: Well, whatever it is it's something close to hatred.

Waffle_Queen: You know I thought the same thing about Matthias at one point, right? I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.

Wraith06: Matthias is not Dirtyhands, Bastard of the Barrel or leader of the Dregs. There's no comparison to be made here, Nina.

Waffle_Queen: Your strong argument is making it hard for me to console you. Could you just be a little less smart for a second? For your own good please? 

Wraith06: It's okay, Nina. You've already cheered me up a bit anyhow. I just needed to vent.

Waffle_Queen: Well, that certainly doesn't make me feel any better.

Waffle_Queen: I'd like to think my counselling skills go far beyond being a "good listener" What mediocrity is that!?

Waffle_Queen: No, that just won't do.

Wraith06: What are you going to do?

Waffle_Queen: Brb

- - - -

*FaceBrekker & Waffle_Queen Chat*

Waffle_Queen: Apologise to Inej

FaceBrekker: Pardon?

Waffle_Queen: Come now Brekker, I know you're a perfectly good reader.

FaceBrekker: My mistake. What I meant to say was the "delete number" option is on the top right side of the application bar above. Do yourself a favour and press it on your way out.

Waffle_Queen: Kaz, I'm not joking.

FaceBrekker: And you think I am?

Waffle_Queen: You can't order her around like that and if you have any inkling of respect for her you will go and tell her you're sorry.

FaceBrekker: Nina dear, incase it wasn't already clear: I'm just about the last person you should be looking for apologies from.

Waffle_Queen: Dammit Kaz! This has nothing to do with me. This is about Inej and trying to get you stop treating her like your lackey.

Waffle_Queen: I along with the rest of the Dregs know you treat her differently, you rely on her more. You trust her. That has to mean something.

FaceBrekker: That's always been your problem, Nina – you never knew how to mind your own goddamn business.

*FaceBrekker has blocked Waffle_Queen*

Waffle_Queen: Look I don't have to sit here and listen to your insults, either you apologise to Inej or I'll pay you a visit one of these nights and break your other leg.

Waffle_Queen: ...

Waffle_Queen: Brekker?

Waffle_Queen: Kaz? Are you honestly ignoring me right now?

Waffle_Queen: Wait...

Waffle_Queen: KAZ BREKKER DID YOU JUST BLOCK ME!?!!!;!!?

- - - -

*FaceBrekker & Wraith06 Chat*

FaceBrekker*typing*

FaceBrekker: Listen Wraith, I don't think _

FaceBrekker: *backspace*

FaceBrekker. . .

FaceBrekker: If you would just listen to me the first time I give you an order there wouldn't _

FaceBrekker: *backspace*

FaceBrekker: You can't blame me for trying to maintain a level of professionalism when _

FaceBrekker: *backspace*

FaceBrekkerARGDHSNAJN?!!?!! 

FaceBrekker: *backspace*

FaceBrekker. . .

FaceBrekker: *typing*

FaceBrekker: I'm sorry, Inej _

FaceBrekker: *backspace*

Are you sure you'd like
to exit this chat room?

Yes.                     No.

*Logging Out*

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