Friend 1: I want to be a pediatrician.
Me: I want to be a psychologist!
Friend 2: Yeah (insert friend 1's name here) I can live in your apartment.
Me: What happened to US sharing an apartment?
Friend 1: We can all live together and we can help (insert friend 2's name here) with her drinking problem.
Me: Yeah! XD
Friend 2: I don't have a drinking problem.
Me: But you will. You're going to be an alcoholic.
Friend 2: Why do you say that?
Me: The other day you told me that when you turn 16 you wanted to go to Germany to get drunk and I could be the responsible driver. -_-
Friend 2: *pauses* Good point.