Sat, June 19, 11:36 AM
Jiminie
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Jiminie
All my clothes are a
mess cuz I brought
them over in a trash
bag
Like the fucking
genius that I am
And we don't have an
iron
Why the duck don't we
have an iron
WE HAVE TWO TOASTERS
BUT NO IRON??
I can't go on this date
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Did you take a shower
yet?
Jiminie
No??????
SHIT I STINK TOO
But why bother
I'll just tell him I got
hit by a bus and died
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Go take a shower and
hang your clothes in
there with you.
The steam will take
care of the wrinkles.
Jiminie
Wait for real?? That's
a thing??
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Yes.
Jiminie
BRB showering now
12:02 PM
Jiminie
Hyung
Hyung
You're a lifesaver
Don't ever leave me
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You're going to be late
for your date.
Jiminie
Ssshhhhh don't jinx it
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Don't forget to do your
hair.
Jiminie
Uhhhh I already did
it tho???
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Oh.
Oh.
Good luck.
Jiminie
HYUNG
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY HAIR
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Nothing.
Jiminie
GODDAMMIT HYUNG
12:28 PM
Jiminie
Please tell me its better
I had to pay Taehyung
₩29095.69 to fix it for me
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₩29095.69...? Really?
Jiminie
IKR??? He wanted
₩58145.84 but I
talked him down
Fucking asshole
Just cuz he got like
Adonis hair and don't
ever need to worry
about shit like this
So does it look ok
or not???
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It looks great.
Taehyung's a miracle
worker.
Jiminie
Thank fucking God
Alright I gotta run
Wish me luck hyung!
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I already did.
Jiminie
Do it again
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You don't need luck.
It'll go well.
Jiminie
😊
You say the best
shit hyung
1:06 PM
Jiminie
An accident or something
on the road
You don't think that's an
excuse do you?
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He seems to nice to do
that.
Jiminie
True true
Aww hyung I'm so
nervous 😬
My hands are
sweating
And my head itches
Hyung tf what if I'm
allergic to the hair
gel Taehyung used
What if my head
starts fucking
swelling up???
I'll look like Mr. Khim
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Who's that?
Jiminie
My old Highschool
councilor
Big head
Talks funny
Not what I want to
look like
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Relax. You can charm
him even with an
inflated head.
Jiminie
I'm trying
Hyung I wish you
were here
You're always so
calm and stuff
You don't panic and
freak out
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One of us has to be the
straight man.
Jiminie
LMAO
Straight
Oh goooooddddddd
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You'll do fine.
Jiminie
Yeah
But what if he
doesn't like me Hyung
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You said he was totally
into you.
Jiminie
Yeah but like what
if I'm wrong tho
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He wouldn't have wanted
to meet you if he didn't
like you.
Jiminie
Yeah but what if
he doesn't like me
when he actually
meets me tho
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Why?
Jiminie
Idk
What if I'm not
what he thinks I am?
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Were you dishonest
with him?
Jiminie
No nothing like that!
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Did you exaggerate
something about
yourself?
Are you really not six
tall?
Jiminie
Lol alright alright
you caught me!
I'm only like 5'8 ish...
Really really close to
six foot tho!
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Everything I thought I
knew about you is a
lie!
Jiminie
Noooooo just that
one part
Aww c'mon I wouldn't
lie to you
You know that Hyung
I always been real
with you
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I can't trust you
anymore.
Do you really have
guns?
Jiminie
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Yes, let me die here,
buried under your lies.
Jiminie
Hyung don't die
I NEED YOU
SHIT HYUNG he
says he's gonna be
here in 5!!!!!!
What do I say when
I see him??
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You want me to walk
you through your date?
Jiminie
Lmao omg yesssss
like in the movies!
With the earpiece
and stuff
HURRY
4 minutes
Countdown
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That's not going to happen.
Jiminie
Why!!!!??? HELP ME
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1) You don't have the
right equipment.
2) Again, I'm not the
one you should get
dating advice from.
3) I have a cold coming
on so I don't want to.
4) You'll be fine. He'll
like you. You'll have a
great time.
Jiminie
Shit hyung you're sick??
Again??
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Yes.
Again.
Jiminie
Why didn't you say
anything??
How you feeling?
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I'm surviving.
Jiminie
You took something
for it yet??
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I'm trying not to take so
much medicine.
It doesn't feel too bad.
I'm sure I'll get over it
in a day or two.
Jiminie
Uhhhh you know we
invented shit to make
you FEEL BETTER right??
You should take something
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I can take care of myself.
Don't worry about me,
okay?
Jiminie
K fine 😐
Lemme know if
something happens
yeah?
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I will.
Jiminie
You sure he'll like me?
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He'd be out of his mind
not to.
Jiminie
I SEE HIM
G2g bye
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Have fun.
2:34 PM
Jiminie
Hey hyung you good?
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Is the date over?
Jiminie
No we're gonna
catch a movie
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Put your phone down.
Jiminie
GEEZ!!
Here I am being a
good dongsaeng
trying to make
sure you're OK and
all I get is a cold
shoulder
I see how it is
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You're being a bad date.
Jiminie
I don't think he cares
You don't think he
cares do you?
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I'm not him so I don't
know.
Common courtesy
would say he might.
Jiminie
Awww SHIT
Should I ask??
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I guess you could.
Jiminie
I told him
He's fine with it! 😊
And he said feel
better soon
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He really is nice.
Jiminie
I know!!! 😊
He's so awesome
hyung
ANd he has like
the best smile??
Is that weird
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That he has a nice smile?
Jiminie
No that I like it
Him
I like him
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It's not weird.
Jiminie
K cool
Movie about to start
so ttyl
3:02 PM
Jiminie
Hey
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Aren't you at the movie?
Jiminie
.... Maybe? 😃
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Put your phone away.
Jiminie
I just wanna know
if you're feeling ok
cuz you didn't answer
me when I asked
earlier
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I'm fine.
Seriously, stop texting me.
Jiminie
Kk
But you are ok
tho right?
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Yes.
5:48 PM
Jiminie
Hyung you gotta
watch Jacking and
Jilling
Omg Adam Sandler is
so fucking hilarious!!!
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Are you still with him?
Jiminie
Yea
We got hungry so
we're gonna grab
something to eat
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I guess your coffee that
might or might not be
a date is officially a
date.
Jiminie
I think so too!
This is like an
awesome first date 😃
6:02 PM
Jiminie
Yoongi Hyung?
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Is there something the
matter?
Jiminie
Nah just checking
cuz you didn't respond
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I figured the only way to
get you to stop texting
me is not to answer.
Jiminie
UM ROOD
Fine wev I'll stop 😏
8:11 PM
Jiminie
Hyung I know you're
ignoring me but I got
a serious question
SOS
We're calling it a night
now
Kiss or no kiss?
8:13 PM
Jiminie
HYUNG PLEASE
WE'RE ALMOST AT
HIS CAR
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Why are you asking me?
Maybe you should ask
him?
Jiminie
But like that wouldn't
be like spontaneous
and stuff??
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But it has to be mutual
too, doesn't it?
8:25 PM
Jiminie
Nevermind its all
good 😊
He kissed me
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He likes you.
Jiminie
Yeah he likes me 😊