HI BABIES!!!!
how's everyone doing????
did ya miss me????
this will be a fun little chapter, i suppose. clearing up a few things and whatnot.
this shit got deleted TWICE as i was writing it so i'm sorry about the long ass wait.
ENJOY!
not edited.
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Group Chat: Neil 🤢, Frog Boy 🐸
me: niall im gonna kill you! (つ◉益◉)つ
neil 🤢: im sorry 😭😭😭😭
frog boy 🐸: am i missing something???
me: we went to that damn party and my ass got in trouble! it's all niall's fault
neil 🤢: if it's any constellation
frog boy 🐸: consolation***
neil 🤢: SHUT THE HELL UP (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
neil 🤢: anygays
neil 🤢: we had fun! that's all the matters right?????
me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
me: NO!!!!
me: JUSTIN WAS MAD!
me: M
me: A
me: D
neil 🤢: that was the plan
neil 🤢: angry sex is the best sex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
frog boy 🐸: 🤦♀️🤦♀️
me:
me: ive been walking around with this shit all day! my parents have been looking at me weird!!!! this is because of your ass!!
neil 🤢: SKSLKSLSKSLLS
neil 🤢: hawt 😍😍😍😍😍
frog boy 🐸:
me: harry i will castrate you.
frog boy 🐸:
neil 🤢: honestly zayn i don't know why ur complaining
neil 🤢: i basically got you laid
neil 🤢: GASPS?!?!?
neil 🤢: ZAYNIE POO!!!!!
neil 🤢: YOU ARENT A VIRGIN ANYMORE?!?!
neil 🤢: harry our little baby is all grown up 🤧🤧🤧🤧
frog boy 🐸:
frog boy 🐸: did he hurt you zayn????
frog boy 🐸: (ง'̀-'́)ง i'll fight him
neil 🤢: harry you cried last week after stepping on a daisy
neil 🤢: so i don't wanna hear it
frog boy 🐸:
me: im still a virgin
me: well....
me: yeah
me: virgin
me: that's what i am
neil 🤢:UR LYING THROUGH UR TEETH (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
neil 🤢: don't lie
neil 🤢: except it
frog boy 🐸: accept***
neil 🤢: ......
neil 🤢: bitch
neil 🤢: did he spank you zaynie?????
neil 🤢: you naughty, naughty boy! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: no....
frog boy 🐸: did you at least record it??
neil 🤢: if you don't take your ass back to ashton
frog boy 🐸:
frog boy 🐸: you guys should of seen him in my jacket sjskjslskslsmkala he was so cute i wanted to eat his ass right then and there
me: BITCH WTF
neil 🤢: i've eaten tommo's ass a million times
neil 🤢: juicy booty 😍😍😍😍😍
neil 🤢: he's so hot
neil 🤢: tastes like milk and kiwi
frog boy 🐸: i bet ashton tastes like strawberries 🤤🤤
frog boy 🐸: he paints his toenails skalkslsklsls he's so precious i swear i just wanna squeeze him
frog boy 🐸: he shaves too FUCKAKALAKAL
frog boy 🐸: he will be the death of me
me: no
me: i will be the death of you if you don't shut the hell up
neil 🤢: louis shaved once and he wore a pair of lace panties akaoakosjwoaneoke never came so hard in my life i stg
neil 🤢: his ASS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
neil 🤢: im gonna brand that ass
me:
me: hello 911?????
frog boy 🐸:
me: justin is so hot 😍😍😍
me: he embarrassed me so bad :(((
me: i low key liked it tho
me: yasss own me daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: show me who's boss 😩😩😩
neil 🤢: ......
neil 🤢: go on
frog boy 🐸: wait i gotta get a pen and a piece of paper
me: harry i stg
frog boy 🐸: did he use a riding crop????
frog boy 🐸: can i borrow one??? preferably not the one he used on you, my baby ashton deserves ONLY the best
me: (ง'̀-'́)ง bitch tf are you tryin to say
frog boy 🐸: if it ain't new i don't want it 😤😤😤😤
neil 🤢: JERRY JERRY JERRY
neil 🤢: "whaddup, my names niall. im 18, and i never fucking learned how to read"
me: QUIT IT WITH THE VINE REFERENCES ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
neil 🤢: ur just mad that justin beat ur ass because you snuck off to a party
frog boy 🐸: (ง'̀-'́)ง he did WHAT??!?!
frog boy 🐸: zayn are you being abused?????
frog boy 🐸: blink twice if you are!!!!
┻━┻ ヘ╰( •̀ε•́ ╰)
frog boy 🐸: ILL KILL HIM
┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
me: nooo!!!!
me: he doesn't beat me
me: he's quite the gentleman actually
me: he's so hot too like ugh daddy af
me:
me: *ORGASMS* 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
neil 🤢: bitch wtf
neil 🤢: you took pics of him sleeping????
neil 🤢: S T A L K E R
frog boy 🐸: DILF 😍😍😍😍
frog boy 🐸: i got something better though
me: you better not do it bitch
neil 🤢: DONT-
frog boy 🐸:
frog boy 🐸: SHSKWMSLKSKS SOOOOO CUUUUTE MY SMOL BABY I LOVE HIM
me:
neil 🤢:
neil 🤢: y'all look at this pic i found of calum from ninth grade 💀💀💀💀💀💀
neil 🤢:
me: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
frog boy 🐸: aw he's so cute :(((((((
frog boy 🐸: look at his little fingers!!!
neil 🤢: look at him now tho
neil 🤢:
neil 🤢: UNNGHHHHHHH
neil 🤢: SO HOT
frog boy 🐸: ehhhhh
frog boy 🐸: he looked better before
neil 🤢: bitch are you on drugs?????
me: im telling tommo
me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
me: i miss my daddy!!!
neil 🤢: so if he didn't spank you
neil 🤢: what did he do
me: and i should tell you because....?
me: YOURE THE REASON IT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE BITCH
me: ive never been so embarrassed in all of my life!!!
neil 🤢: on the bright side
neil 🤢: you got some hickies!!!
frog boy 🐸: you think ashton would let me spank him?
frog boy 🐸: NO NVM I DONT WANNA HURT MY PRECIOUS BABY GIRL
me: you were just asking for a riding crop
me: sigh
me: anygay
me: it doesn't matter what he did!!! the point is i got in trouble and it's your fault so now i'm mad at you!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!
neil 🤢: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
neil 🤢: my mom was pretty upset too so you're not alone babe
neil 🤢:
me: he lectured me forever!!!
me: then after my punishment he was so sweet skfkjkjlkll
me: i still felt bad tho, you dick!
me: my first punishment already like wtf
me: i just wanna be good 😭😭😭😭😭
frog boy 🐸: niall got shitfaced didn't he
frog boy 🐸: is my car ok????
me: your car is fine, dick 🙄
neil 🤢: im sooooo sorry zaynie
neil 🤢: i won't get you in trouble anymore!!
neil 🤢: unless you want me to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
me: 😐
frog boy 🐸: zayn your birthday is coming up!!!
neil 🤢: bitch christmas hasn't even passed yet
frog boy 🐸: (ง'̀-'́)ง
frog boy 🐸: so what are you gonna do zayn?
frog boy 🐸: wild hotel party????
frog boy 🐸: i'll bring the booze
neil 🤢: how tf are you gonna get booze
frog boy 🐸:
me: i plan on losing my virginity that night, actually
me: so no party guys
me: we can still do something tho
neil 🤢: SJLWJSLSKSL ILL GET THE CAMERAS
frog boy 🐸: i'll get the lights!!! lighting is important.
me: you guys are nasty 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
neil 🤢: no
neil 🤢: just curious
frog boy 🐸: he's probably daddy af
frog boy 🐸: not like me tho
frog boy 🐸: im the MOST DADDIEST DADDY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD
me: no tf you arent
neil 🤢: harry you're so whipped for ashton
neil 🤢: if anything, he's the daddy
neil 🤢: *mic drops*
frog boy 🐸: (ง'̀-'́)ง
frog boy 🐸: you guys are bastards 😭
frog boy 🐸: i can be dominant when i need to be!
me: yeah yeah 🙄
neil 🤢: *yawns*
neil 🤢: anyways, zayn
neil 🤢: how does the whole relationship work
neil 🤢: i mean yeah, louis and i role play but at the end of the day we're equals, yeah?
neil 🤢: so are you guys equals or is he always in a dom's mindset
me: of course we're still equals
me: at the end of the day we're still boyfriends
me: he's my macho man 😍
frog boy 🐸: barf
me: he's so yummy!!! like you guys don't understand (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
frog boy 🐸: i find it funny how zayn is the only bottom in the group 💀💀💀💀💀
(YALL IM WEAK AF)
neil 🤢: SKSKSKSKKS
me: (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
me: say that to my face bitch!!
me: i like taking it up the ass, so what?!?
neil 🤢: louis likes taking it up the ass 😍😍😍😍
neil 🤢: his ass is LUSCIOUS
neil 🤢: a gift from the GODS
neil 🤢: like if you guys could get the opportunity to get up in that ass
neil 🤢: you would
frog boy 🐸: um, no
frog boy 🐸: ashton is the only ass for me!!
frog boy 🐸: my sweet tulip baby cakes peach cobbler 😍😍😍😍
frog boy 🐸: i just wanna rub his feet and jack him off!!
frog boy 🐸: his pretty little feet 😍😍😍😍 gAH HES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT HIM TO BE MINE ALREADY
me: then ask him out dipshit
frog boy 🐸: it's not that easy (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
frog boy 🐸: i am gonna be 18 soon 😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's just a baby, i feel like a pedo but i'm not!!!
neil 🤢: you're talking to the guy that's fucking his teacher, and the other guy who's dating a man 7 years older than him
neil 🤢: you'll be fine
neil 🤢: grow some BALLS AND ASK THE KID OUT ALREADY
me: ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
frog boy 🐸: it's not that simple!!! i'm nervous alright!!! what if he says no or something ?!?
me: haven't y'all been on two dates already
me: just do it
me: KISS HER
neil 🤢: you know what
neil 🤢: im adding in ashton
frog boy 🐸: tf!!! why do you have my baby sugar plum's number?!?! 😡😡
neil 🤢 has added in ***-***-****
neil 🤢: there
neil 🤢: the dark deed is done
frog boy 🐸: im gonna strangle- angle you!!! 😭
me: great another contact to add 😤
ashy 🍑: um? hello? harry what's going on?
frog boy 🐸: ALSBSOKSOSKS
frog boy 🐸: hi pumpkin 😭😭😭😭
me: hey ashton
me: it's zayn
ashy 🍑: hi zayn! 😊 niall, what is this?
neil 🤢: so ashton
neil 🤢: harry's a pretty average guy, yeah? 🙄
(💀💀💀💀💀💀)
ashy 🍑: i wouldn't use the word average 😭 but yes! harry's great!
me: this is so painful to watch
neil 🤢: SHUT UP IM MATCHMAKING
neil 🤢: harry now is your time to shine
frog boy 🐸: ahsksjsoksosjs
frog boy 🐸: my heart 😭😭😭😭
frog boy 🐸: well ashton, we've known each other for a couple of months now
frog boy 🐸: and i honestly think you're the
frog boy 🐸:
me: oh my fucking god 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀
me: harry you're ruining this for yourself
ashy 🍑: you think im insect legs? ☹️
neil 🤢: jesus christ
neil 🤢: he thinks you're the bee's knees! and he wants you to be his boyfriend!
neil 🤢: there
neil 🤢: i said it
me: finally 🤦♂️
ashy 🍑: ...harry, is this true?
frog boy 🐸: well, i mean. yeah, you're just so pretty and nice and funny and adorable and GAH you're just perfect and i wanna cuddle you forever ┻━┻ ︵ヽ('Д')ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
frog boy 🐸: but i know that you won't be able to see past the age difference so i'm just gonna go kermit sue of side
frog boy 🐸: goodbye cruel world 😔
frog boy 🐸 has left the group chat
neil 🤢: over dramatic for WHYYYYY
ashy 🍑: oh poo ☹️
ashy 🍑: i was going to say that i would love to be his boyfriend!
ashy 🍑: i thought he'd never ask me, geez louise 😭
ashy 🍑: i've fancied him for quite some time now.
me: *gags*
neil 🤢: AW SO CUTE SKSOSKOSK
neil 🤢: do you have any pictures for my blog- uh i mean- *cough* my um, memories
neil 🤢: yeah
neil 🤢: 🙂
me: fucking liar 😭
ashy 🍑: sure!
ashy 🍑:
neil 🤢: SKHLJKJLK
neil 🤢: HASTHON STIRWIN AF 😍😍😍
me: 😭😍😍😍😍
1 new message from daddy 🤩❤️
me: aw shit my mans texted me
me: bye losers
ashy 🍑: bye zaynie!
neil 🤢: GET SOME DICK MALIK!!!
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daddy 🤩❤️: baby! 😡
me: thats me 🙂
me: you rang?
daddy 🤩❤️: i miss you 😤
daddy 🤩❤️: work is very dull at the moment
me: 😭😭 im sorry
daddy 🤩❤️: no need to apologize baby, being the CEO has it's exciting moments and it has its dull moments. i have to pay the bills somehow.
daddy 🤩❤️: plus the holidays are coming up, i have to spoil my baby.
me: LLSKSLS
me: no justin it's fine 😭 i don't really want that much for christmas anyways
daddy 🤩❤️: baby
daddy 🤩❤️: you're getting spoiled, end of discussion.
daddy 🤩❤️: so go ahead and write your letter to santa 🙂
me: santa 💀💀
me: do i get to sit on santa's lap too? 👀
daddy 🤩❤️: you keep it up and you'll be over santa's lap instead.
daddy 🤩❤️: i have to go to a meeting baby so go ahead and get to work.
me: 😭😭😭😭😭
me: alright daddy
daddy 🤩❤️: 🤬🤬🤬
me: 😘😘😘
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WATTPAD IF I SEE YOU IN THE STREETS IS ON SIGHT CUZ A BITCH IS TIRED!!
hey y'all it's me, your favorite gay boy 🙂.
i am SO sorry zustinsyonce for disappearing again!!! it won't happen again i promise 😭!
I know this is short af but it's something and i got tired of rewriting it ok?!? 😭😭😭😭
anyways yeah next chapter will have some conflict, fluff, blah blah! look forward to it!
LOVE YALL!!
-rendezvousboy