Why are you so surprised?
Am I the only one?
Who steers clear of the girls
And give the guys admission?
I am not amused
But I will reluctantly explain
Women are just competition
They are jealous, petty and vain
Ungrateful is also another word to use
And I will never figure out
Why girls are so quick to accuse
And guys are quick to doubt
I've been in many episodes
The female drama never stops
I've never been the cause
Even when I'm always caught on top
With Guys it's simpler
They don't try to compete
They really listen and they're fun
In them I find less deceit
Guys are mostly protective
And I am constantly in distress
They always keep me grounded
When I'm a miserable mess
They are very kind to me
When girls are always mean
Guys know when to give me space
To my feelings they are keen
I'm not saying there isn't a chance
Of them falling for me
But all is fair in love and war
And what is to be will be
Girls are temperamental
And I am just real
Whether or not they're on their period
Their facade can't be concealed
Now, I'm not saying
That I've never found a nice girl
But the only reason we agree
Is our distance in the world
Yes I'm a female too
But there's something alien about me
I've heard it said many times before
That I am somewhat an anomaly
Maybe it's just me, who knows?
But it's too late for me to change
Guys never get tired of me
But girls are always acting strange
The guys understand me
They know how it is
And not all of them are true
But either way not everyone is
You may judge me
For my many male friends
But I hope you can see
Girls are a means to my end
We don't have to agree
It's my life after all
With all I've been through with
Females, my decision won't stall
I won't apologise
I'm just looking out for myself
It's clear what's the obvious choice
My decision doesn't need review or help.
S. K. Malcolm
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The photo at the top is 2 of the cast members from my new romance novel
🎊🎉🎊 'Hotel Suxese' 🎊🎉🎊
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