Miss Love Expert ?

By fairylbells

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✔Phantom awards 2nd place ✔Wicked awards 2nd place ✅Highest rank #358 in humor When that awkward moment you... More

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Bus mate
Cute doctor
Tinted car window
Video call
Friend
Transparent door
Diagram
Cartoons 1
Cartoons 2
Phone call
First impression
Shot put
Home
The lift
Brave girl
Sleep
Mothers
My life
Cookies

Special candy

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By fairylbells

  My bf and I had been dating for several months and one day,we decided to have cookout and spend the night at his house and watch some movies.

So in the afternoon we went hiking and then swimming in the lake and afterwards stopped at a grocery store to grab food for the  cookout.

So I'm trailing behind him and he's grabbing all the stuff he needs,hamburgers,steak,porkchops,snacks etc.

Then i see something out of the corner of my eye.

Candies..😍Yummy!

They were absolutely looking like this.

I grab the box and throw it in the cart. We get up to the front aisle to pay and my bf and I started unloading. When my bf noticed the box of candy pack,his eyes lit up and he was smiling big.

I assume he just liked that brand Candy and happy I got them.🤔

The girl working the counter smiled like this.

And asked,"You two gonna have some fun tonight?"

Me: "Oh Yeah! We're gonna have so much fun."

She kept smiling and when we left shouted,"Have fun!"

We get back to the car and i turn to my bf and say,
"Hey, can you grab the box of candy out of the bag please?"

"What candy?"

"You know,the candy I just bought. "

He gave me a confused look and pulled out the box.
"You mean this?"

"Yeah! Pass me a couple. "

He gave me a blank stare and burst out laughing and wouldn't stop.

"What's so funny?"

When he could stop laughing,he held up the box and said,

"These are flavoured condoms babe."

             😭😭😭

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