Introduction
Dear Readers,
Lights, Camera, Kiss Me began as a NaNoWriMo challenge in 2010. The thrill of writing a novel in just one month was an adventure that laid the groundwork for this story. The rewrite then climbed the charts here on Wattpad, was featured in the Wattpad on Cosmo section of Cosmopolitan's digital magazine, and marked a defining moment in my writing career.
First published on Wattpad in 2012, it has now amassed over 8 million reads. While this may seem modest compared to the virality of some stories on this platforms today, it remains a proud achievement for me from those earlier days. This book is not only the product of that intense month of writing but also a turning point that boosted my confidence, encouraging me to step out of fan fiction and give life to my own original characters.
This manuscript feels like a time capsule capturing my early days as a writer. Take Mac's character, for example. She's a reflection of my first forays into the intricate world of character development. Sure, she might seem easily influenced by her feelings for Ryan, but that's a true representation of her emotional journey. This story is a snapshot of my beginnings, a testament to the simplicity and sincerity of my early writing style.
I want to make it clear that Lights, Camera, Kiss Me is purely a work of fiction. It's an imaginative journey that mixes the mundane with the extraordinary, not a portrayal of real on-set experiences or an endorsement of any now-outdated viewpoints.
Set in the unassuming cityscape of Melbourne, this uniquely Australian book offers a change from the typical glitz of Los Angeles. The depiction of the shooting schedule and life on set is inspired by what I imagined for a show that would blend elements of iconic Aussie series like Blue Heelers, Home and Away, and Neighbours.
In this story, the characters and their actions reflect the cultural and social vibes of the 2010-2012 era. It's like a snapshot of the feelings and norms prevalent in fiction at that time, which might be different from how we see things now. While you're reading, think of these parts as a real slice of that period, not as me saying those old views are still cool.
Between 2018 and 2020, I thought about giving Lights, Camera, Kiss Me a modern makeover. But then it hit me that the charm of this book is its realness, like a perfect snapshot of those days, when fandoms ruled and the platform formerly known as Twitter was the place to be. It's full of the excitement of fan culture and the early days of social media. It shows how much my writing has grown and how the world has changed.
Celebrating the eleventh anniversary of this story on Wattpad, and launching Pretend to Love Me (the standalone sequel), made me super excited to dive back into this universe. I've updated this edition to make it easier to read, but I've kept all the bits that made readers fall in love with it in the first place.
This new version isn't about fixing the past; it's about celebrating it. It's about embracing those rough, genuine moments that make our stories unique. I invite you to jump into this book, not just as a tale, but as a part of my own heart and history.
Thank you for being a part of this adventure with me.
Warmest regards,
Elle
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❤️Mac❤️
"This morning we're lucky enough to have two of Australia's hottest stars with us. Please put your hands together for Mackenzie Lauren and Ryan Moore."
I walk onto the stage smiling and waving to the studio-audience right alongside my co-star, but my stomach is in knots. Whenever I have to step in front of a camera as myself and not as a character I play, my nerves go haywire. I hate not having a script. Thankfully, Ryan is right beside me. He's brilliant in interviews.
"Thanks for being here this morning," Starr Ellis says as we take a seat on the red couch.
Over the past year, Ryan has developed an uncanny talent for reading me, and I relax slightly as he puts his arm across the back of the couch. His light touch on my shoulder is a reminder to ignore the urge to fiddle with the hem of my skirt.
"It's great to be here," Ryan says.
"Thanks for having us," I add.
"The season finale of Hart's Valley airs this evening at eight-thirty on Channel 10. The show has garnered a lot of attention in its first year," Starr says. "You've had a phenomenal first season ratings-wise and the critics have consistently praised both the writing and the acting from day one. To what do you attribute the show's success?"
Ryan shifts ever so slightly, making himself more comfortable. "In all honesty, I think we've had some luck. I've never been on a show where things have just come together the way they have on Hart's Valley. The writers, the producers, the actors... everyone has gelled."
I nod in quiet agreement, and Starr turns to me.
"Do you agree, Mackenzie?"
"Definitely. While I haven't been in this business for as long as Ryan has, I know that the set of Hart's Valley is special. The entire cast and crew look out for each other."
"That's just as well since you shoot from January to October, isn't it?"
"November," Ryan corrects her. "We shoot forty-two episodes back-to-back."
"Impressive," Starr says, then turns back to me. "Mackenzie, were you surprised when they announced Hart's Valley had been picked up for a second season?"
"We've really felt the love this season, and the show has everything going for it—love, hate, lust, betrayal, and intrigue. We were certainly hopeful, but you can never be one-hundred percent certain of anything until it happens."
"I have to ask," Starr starts. "Because everyone—my viewers included—is dying to know..."
The roar from the audience is deafening, and Ryan and I grin at each other.
"Will Brianna and Stone finally act on the attraction they pass off as hate and hook up in the finale?"
Ryan runs a hand over his jaw as the audience cheers. Then he looks at me, the flecks of green in his dark brown eyes more visible under the studio lights. "Do you want to answer this one?"
I laugh even as my stomach flips over the thought of our characters hooking up. I know the possibility is there, but the thought of kissing Ryan in front of an audience still makes me unbelievably nervous.
Clearing my throat, I say, "I haven't forgotten—sorry, Brianna hasn't forgotten—that Stone blackmailed her to get the information he needed to take over her father's company. She doesn't trust him. But anything can happen in a season finale."
"You sure have your work cut out for you, pretending to resist this man on screen," Starr says to me, winking.
I shrug. "It's a tough job, but someone has to do it."
Laughter flows through the studio, and Ryan bumps my shoulder playfully with his, a wide smile on his face—a smile that's brought him a great deal of fame over the years. I smile back at him, meeting his magnetic gaze full-on. Truthfully, my comment is closer to the truth than I would like. Not only is my co-star talented as all get out, an award-winning actor, but he's also handsome as sin.
His wavy, dark brown hair is a little long, but he totally pulls it off, especially with the dark stubble currently littering his jaw and with his bedroom eyes. His face and body are probably plastered all over every teenage girl's wall in the country. In fact, when I was fifteen, his poster was plastered on my wall.
I threw the poster out before I moved to the city, but if I think about how many times I studied that poster from my bed... I can still see it now; Ryan laying down in it, his black button-up shirt open so that his chest and abs were on display; a lock of his dark hair curling over his forehead as he stared at the camera with hooded hazel eyes...
God, is it extra hot under these studio lights?
Remembering my adolescent fantasies while I'm in the middle of an interview is not a smart move. I'm supposed to be over that crush. I nearly ruined my career by sleeping with my last leading man, and I have no intention of ever repeating that mistake. Ryan is a good friend; one I deeply respect. And yes, I find him insanely attractive—who wouldn't?—but he's one hundred percent off limits.
"Any hint as to what we can expect to see for Stone and Briana in Season 2?" Starr asks, bringing me back to the present.
"We're pretty much in the dark about what will happen next season," Ryan says. "They don't tell us much at all."
The Sunshine Mornings host is obviously fishing for information on the potential romance between our characters, but we honestly don't know what the writers have up their sleeves. The writers will probably draw out the potential relationship between Stone and Brianna for as long as possible. After all, it's the tease that keeps people invested in the storyline, and I'm sure our producer wants to keep the audience hanging for as long as he can.
Personally, I have no problem with that. The longer I can put off kissing Ryan Moore, the better. I might be smarter after my last leading man put my heart through the wringer, but the thought of kissing Ryan still makes the butterflies dance in my belly and my toes curl.
"We know there will be a new mystery to solve," I say. "And someone new will shake Hart's Valley up."
Starr nods and asks us a few more questions before finishing up the interview.
Being a morning show with multiple spots for guests, the interview probably only lasts seven minutes. Still, when it's over, I breathe a sigh of relief and follow security as they escort us to the exit.
Ryan holds the studio door open for me, and I step out onto Toorak Road, rubbing my arms as the brisk morning air hits my bare skin. It may be spring, but the mornings are still crisp. I breathe out, half expecting to see my breath turn to fog in the cool morning air.
"Come on," Ryan says, glancing at me. "You're cold."
"Where are we going?"
"Where do you think?"
The corner of Ryan's mouth curves up into a smile. My heart kicks against my ribcage and I mentally smack myself upside the head. I imagined kissing that mouth so many times when I was fifteen that the reaction is conditioned by now, but I'm not fifteen anymore. There's no reason for me to dwell on how full his lips are or how well they might fit over mine.
"Coffee?" I ask him. My voice comes out breathless.
"Yeah. We've earned it. Let's go."
Ryan flings his arm over my shoulders as we walk, but after a third person snaps a photo of us together, he drops his arm. Even though I miss the warmth of his body, I don't protest. Ryan has a girlfriend, and the media might construe something as innocent as two friends showing affection for each other as something more salacious.
Given the on-screen chemistry between our respective characters, the blogs and tabloids are already abuzz with speculation. Ryan, dubbed by the media as Australia's Romeo, has been paired with dozens of models and actresses over the years, and generated tons of clicks for the online magazines.
To me, he's so much more than all that, though. Over the past year of working together, Ryan has become one of my best friends. He is one of my favourite people in the world. The last thing we need is a rumour about us having an affair, especially with our producer, Michael Blainesworth, having a firm stance against relationships between cast members.
Blainesworth even warned me not to make the same mistake I did on Junction Hospital. I hadn't needed the warning, even though I could understand his concern. If I screwed up this time around, I might not land another role.
Once inside our favourite café in South Yarra, The Red Jacket, Ryan heads straight for one of the vacant booths. On warmer days, we sit outside, but on days like today, we try to snag one of the cosy and comfortable booths inside.
I slide into the seat opposite Ryan and notice that someone has left a notorious gossip magazine behind on the table—one of those magazines full of unverified information about my co-stars and other people in the entertainment business. When Junction Hospital dropped me, this magazine claimed they had all the details. Interviews with co-stars who had worked with me, or anonymous sources with juicy details about my off-set behaviour. None of it had been true. I don't know what sources close to me would say the things the magazine claimed.
Instead of putting the magazine straight in the bin where it belongs, I flip through the pages until a headline catches my attention.
It's been 18 months since my very public breakup with Danny Westlaker, my co-star on Junction Hospital, but pain slices through me as I read about how happy he is with Angel Moran, another actress on Junction Hospital. The article says that Danny's decided not to sign up for another full season of the show because they have offered him a role in the new Dane Gidardo film.
"What is it?" Ryan asks.
I curl up the magazine and shake my head. I try to smile at him. "Nothing. Same old crap."
"Hi, guys, how ya goin'?"
Becca, our regular waitress, distracts me momentarily and Ryan swipes the magazine from me.
"Hi, Becca," I say, smiling up at her while kicking Ryan's leg under the table in retaliation. Ryan doesn't flinch. "We just came from an interview, so I haven't eaten breakfast yet. Got any egg-white omelettes this morning?"
"Sure thing, Mac. Anything else?"
"Coffee," I say.
"And some hash browns," Ryan cuts in. "She was a real trooper today."
I roll my eyes at him, but now that he's put the image of hash browns in my head, I'm salivating. "I'd love some hash browns if you have them," I tell Becca.
"Got it," she says, scribbling on her pad. "And for you, Ryan?"
"The full Aussie brekkie, please, Becca. And a coffee."
"Coming right up," Becca says and heads over to the kitchen.
"I don't know how you can stomach all that meat this early in the morning," I say, shaking my head as I lean back in my seat.
"Nice try," Ryan says, holding up the glossy mag, the page with Danny and Angel's picture facing me.
I sigh. "I told you, it's nothing. I'm fine."
"He was an idiot, Mac."
If anyone was an idiot back then, it was me. I made a mistake, a big one.
"It's true," Ryan insists. "You're way hotter than Angel Moran. Seriously, what was he thinking?"
I try to stop the colour from rising to my cheeks. "You prefer brunettes," I point out matter-of-factly. "You're kind of biased."
"Maybe," Ryan says with a smirk, and under the light, his eyes seem a darker shade of brown. "But it doesn't make it any less true."
I shake my head and busy myself with checking my bag for a hair tie. I don't want to let Ryan know how much his comment has flustered me. It'll ruin everything.
"So..." Ryan starts, then trails off. He raises his eyebrow and shoots me a sideway glance.
I look up to prompt him to continue. "What?"
"Are you still in love with him?"
I blink, momentarily confused who he's talking about. He glances down at the magazine again and my stomach sours. If I'm truly over Danny, it shouldn't hurt to see him happy with someone else, should it? Or maybe it's less about Danny and more about how he made me feel when he broke up with me and immediately started a relationship with Angel. How my performance on set suffered because I was heartbroken.
I should have risen above the pain. That's what actors do—act. Instead of pulling it together, however, I let a guy screw up my work and got dropped from the show. My emotions ran right over the top of me. I've always been super emotional. It's why I love acting, but I should have used the pain to fuel my art.
Anyway, that must be why I reacted to the article. I don't feel the same pain when I think about Danny now, but the regret is still there. Sleeping with a co-star is about the stupidest thing you can do. Because seeing that person every day when they've moved on, but you're still head over heels for them? That's something I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.
I shake my head. "No. It just took me by surprise, seeing him in that magazine."
"How long has it been since you broke up with him? You haven't dated since," he remarks, watching me intently.
I open my mouth, ready to tell him I'm too busy to date, but we're on a break from filming for the next six weeks, so the truth is I do have time to date.
"Maybe I should start, then," I say, shrugging.
Ryan shifts in his seat, looking as if he's about to say something, but then Becca comes over with our breakfast order and I turn my focus to the steaming hot coffee and comfort food.
"Thanks, Becca," I tell her, cradling the warm cup in my hands, grateful for something to change the topic.
"Cheers," Ryan says as she slides a plate full of fried sausages, beans, and eggs in front of him.
"That's a coronary waiting to happen," I mumble as I cut into my egg-white omelette.
"I'm a growing boy," Ryan says, patting his stomach.
I know too well there's a six-pack hiding beneath that expensive shirt he has on. He took his shirt off on set a few times last season, and each time was a drool-worthy moment. I shove a mouthful of omelette into my mouth before I can start drooling.
"So, how are you going to go about this whole dating thing, then? What's your plan of attack?" Ryan asks after a few minutes of silent appreciation of the food.
"Maybe I'll ask Jazz to hit the clubs with me," I say, shrugging. Our co-star, Jasmine Cooper, is always trying to get me to go out with her.
"You only go to clubs if you're looking for one thing," Ryan says, sounding disapproving.
"Thanks, Dad," I mock him.
"Don't make me put you over my knee, young lady," he fires back, pointing his fork at me.
He's joking, obviously. It's perturbing how quickly my mind conjures up an image of him doing just that. The highly R-rated image causes heat to stir low in my belly and a tingle to shoot between my legs. I shake my head to rid myself of the fantasy.
"Just kidding, the club scene isn't really for me. But Jazz has mentioned a few times she knows someone I might hit it off with."
"So, you're going to let her introduce you?" Ryan asks, his voice sounding hoarser than before. He's looking at me again, a gaze that sends tingles up my spine. Did Ryan's mind take the same turn as mine did moments ago? Does he know what I'm thinking right now?
"Yes," I say, reminding myself that leading men are permanently off-limits to me. "That's the plan."
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