taehyungie
im screaming
h
we can hear u
stfu we're tryna watch a movie
taehyungie
but
h
listen
ik ur ass is getting destroyed or whatever
but keep it the fuck down
otherwise to the streets u go
taehyungie
no listen
my xbox controller is missing
h
the horror
taehyungie
help me
h
u have a boyfriend for a reason
taehyungie
he's at work
h
well then
let's hold a memorial for ur controller
taehyungie
ur mean
h
:)
here
taehyungie
did u use sc for that
h
um no
im offended
the sudacity
taehyungie
h
taehyungie
srsly where is it
h
idk
jiminie
guess who's coming home early
that's right
me
h
jiminie
taehyungie
have u seen my xbox controller yoongi
jiminie
no
taehyungie
what the fUCK
jiminie
stop fucking cursing before i smah ur face into fucking orbit so hard u'll be shitting out of ur dick
h
jesus
where is u
we need u rn
pls
jiminie
im so sorry u had to see that
h
jiminie
i have mcdonalds
h
GASPSNSKSKS
thank u father
jiminie
ur welcome son
taehyungie
did i get me sum too
jiminie
...
maybe
taehyungie
aw ur so nice
jiminie
yes yes ik
taehyungie
i found my xbox controller
so u can cancel that stupid memorial shit
h
hEY
I WORKED HARD ON THAT
FUCKIN RAT
taetae
excuse u
he is a gucci rat
we shall not tolerate any other rat in this chat
taehyungie
tAEHYUNGIE
BBY
HRU
taetae
im good bb hru
taehyungie
im good too
hey guess what
yoongi got us mcds
taetae
aw he's so nice :')
jiminie
ik im the nicest
taetae
thanks sm
jiminie
see
this here is an example of an educated, well mannered child
he said TAMHANK YOU
meanwhile u rats aint even say "thank"
smh
h
idk what world ur living in
but here we say 'thank you' not 'tamhank you' so
taetae
how did u even do that
jiminie
idk how did u get ur foot stuck in the washing machine
taetae
liSTEN
THAT WAS ONE TIME
IT CAN HAOOEN TO ANYONE
jiminie
ok
then explain to me how u got ur head stuck in the stairs
taetae
i thot i could pull my head out
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
guess i was wrong
jiminie
ok
just dont get ur tongue stuck to ur fries or smth
cuz i will not b in charge of taking care of that
taetae
kk
jiminie
dont fucking 'kk' me
h
taehyungie
jiminie
thomas should stop diggin his nose into other people's business
taetae
thomas should fucking heck off
jiminie
i agree
h
gasp
is this real
did min yoongi just agree with kim taehyung
taehyungie
i think so
hoe
wELL SHIT YOONGI WHAT WEED ARE YA SMOKIN
jiminie
first of all, hello hoseok welcome back feom the fead
second of all, stop fucking screaming
third of all:
hoe
get me sum of dat gud shiet
jiminie
ight that'll be 4.20
hoe
thanks man
jiminie
oh wait
here's ur .69 cents of change
hoe
shit man thanks
jiminie
ofc man ofc
suck
there'll be no drug dealing in my lobby
hoe
hi bby
suck
hi bby
nomjoon
hi lovelies
suck
no
jkjk
hi bby
hoe
hi joonieeeee
h
wow u guys like joon all of a sudden
hoe
sis we've been liking him
we just pretend we dont
suck
ye
nomjoon
why :'(
hoe
idk it just happens
we'll be nicer now dwdw
suck
yea dwdw we love imu bby
nomjoon
:') ily guys too
h
this was such an unexpected relationship im still confused
like how did u three end up togethwr
hoe
see it started with a threesome
suck
hoseok no
hoe
it's teue tho
suck
yes but we aint sharing rn
h
um yes we are
nomjoon
we'll share but only if u tell us how an angel got together with a grinch
h
he may be a grinch but h'e s my grinch
but fine i'll tell u
nomjoon
yay
h
in the next chapter
;)
nomjoon
wut
hoe
what
suck
what
taehyungie
what
taetae
what
jiminie
;))