Frerard but Written by Someone Who Knows Nothing About MCR

Part 3: konky

Frank is a strange man who keeps a mask in his face. It is a leather mask that looks like a potato sack but it actually doesnt look like a potato sack. He got the idea for a face made out of leather from The Stranger by Billy Joel because he's actually a stinky nerd who loves dead cows. Moo moo i am a dead man, stuff like that.
Frank put it on and said "I am leathermouth wee!!!!" and Mikey was like "filthy cow man, thats not MCR band i hate u im never smooching wit u >:(" then Mikey ran away crying. Then frank burned the mask and then spontaneously combusted.
The egg???????...