You and Tyler were living together and he had decided that he wanted to be a dork and wake you up. As you continued to try to sleep you heard the door crash open and Tyler walk in before walking over to your bed. He pulled his dog tag over the sunglasses he was wearing and began yelling at you to get up. When that didn't work he began making chicken noises and that didn't work either so he resorted to fake moaning. You groaned and turned over and stared at your friend.
"Don't jizz yourself." You both laugh before you pretended to go back to bed.
"Then get your ass up."